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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8816 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?
Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.
So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!
