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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3888 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
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