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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 3991 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?
so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.