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Crafty Cartel Chaos: The Most Brutal Minecraft Server Ever!

Brutal, brutality, Cartel, cartel violence, Chaos, Corruption, Crafty, crime syndicates, criminal activity, criminal organizations, criminal violence, drug cartels, drug lords, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug trafficking organizations, drug wars, gang violence, human history, mexican cartels, mexico, Minecraft, organized crime, Server, violence

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Crops Grown:	3753
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the entire world of the mexican cartels in block form. Build your own drug empire, smuggle goods across borders, and take down rival gangs in epic battles.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground tunnel system where you can transport your illicit goods without getting caught by the authorities. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even raid government compounds to steal valuable resources.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of being a ruthless drug lord in the world of Minecraft. Just be careful, because in this world, anything goes!

AnonCraft: LOLcow Edition

AnonCraft, Anonymity, career, Choices, comfy, Decision making, ebusinessmaxx, Edition, Financial Stability, lolCow, lolcowmaxxing, MONEY, normie life, Peace, personal growth, scalability, self-employment, social media, streamermaxx, Struggling, wage slaving, wfhmaxx, work-life balance

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3322
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Star Shards Collected:	127
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

LOLCOWMAXXING: Forget about real life drama, come join our server and become the ultimate lolcow! Watch as your antics entertain the masses and earn you virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams.

SOCIAL MEDIA OR STREAMERMAXX: Why limit yourself to just one platform when you can dominate them all in our Minecraft world? Become a social media sensation or a legendary streamer, the choice is yours!

EBUSINESSMAXX: Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can start your own virtual empire on our server? Sell virtual goods, create a digital dynasty, the possibilities are endless!

NORMIE LIFE WAGE SLAVING: Why settle for a mundane existence when you can escape to our Minecraft server and live a life of adventure and excitement? Wage slaving is so last season, join us and live your best virtual life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious journey of your Minecraft life!

Lucky Blocks R Us

Anime, anime fan, blocks, comedy, FANBOY, fangirl, friendship, humor, Japanese culture, Kagami Hiiragi, Kagami x Konata, Kagster, Konata Izumi, Lucky, Lucky Channel, Lucky Star, Manga, Miyuki Takara, Otaku, school life, slice of life, Tsukasa Hiiragi

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6049
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate Kagster madness!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Kagster appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Kagster Kingdom, where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even attend a virtual rave with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the craziest, most epic Minecraft server of all time? Come join us and let the Kagster magic take you on a wild ride!

YeehawCraft: The Wild West Adventure!

21 years old, Adventure, AMA, American, ask me anything, Black, bored, Born, Boston, Chicago, graduating, jannies, original post, pruned, Raised, rules, School, serious inquiries, silly questions, Thread, v.2, West, Wild, YeehawCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	2440	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where creepers ride pigs like they’re at a rodeo, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to duel the Ender Dragon in a rap battle, participate in build-offs where the winner gets a real-life creeper plushie, and even attend virtual block parties hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Don’t be a square, join us today and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Retro Gals Edition

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Edition, gals, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, Retro, Retro Girls General, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Chimeras Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2222	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than ▶Onolumi◀ where the adventures are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night! Join forces with ▶Amiya Aranha◀ and ▶Tomomi Toraya◀ as they battle the evil forces of the Ender Dragon while riding on flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Dive deep into the mines with ▶Kiki◀ and ▶Mozumi Pichi◀ as they search for diamonds and uncover secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples!

Feeling brave? Join ▶Riona◀ and ▶Clauvio◀ as they build the most epic castle in all of Minecraft, complete with a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled dungeon!

And if that’s not enough, team up with ▶Karin◀ and ▶Super Meche◀ to take on the Nether and battle hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water!

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary ▶Yumanea◀ and ▶Yuno Nightingale◀, who are rumored to have tamed the elusive Endermen and ride them into battle like noble steeds!

So what are you waiting for? Join ▶Jorunna◀ and the rest of the crew on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! And remember, always watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than a creeper on a diet of TNT!

CraftyCreeperz

abandoned project, anger, CANCELLED, CraftyCreeperz, development hell, Disappointment, fan reactions, Frustration, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, letdown, lost potential, missed opportunity, Prey2, RAGE, Sequel, sequel disappointment, unfinished business, Upset, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	607
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Star Shards Collected:	159	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are extra explosive and the diamonds are as rare as finding a unicorn in a desert!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie llamas or if you’re brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon armed only with a stick.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and rumor has it he once built a roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you say “I’m still fucking mad” in the best possible way, then join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ChopsticksCraft: China #1 Minecraft Server

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, China, China number one, chinese culture, ChopsticksCraft, controversial, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Fuck this, Hate Speech, hell pit, inappropriate, intolerance, Kike, mason, Minecraft, offensive behavior, offensive language, racism, Server, UNACCEPTABLE, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the players’ skills! Join us if you’re ready to take on the craziest challenges and conquer the most epic quests.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret diamond mine that led them to unimaginable riches. They built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron fist weapon that was OP as hell).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn mount that players can ride into battle. Imagine charging into a PvP match on the back of a majestic unicorn, leaving your enemies in awe and fear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous stories you’ll ever hear. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a kike mason, then maybe stay away).

CraftyWarriors – Total LOL General

#1d6chan, CraftyWarriors, Elspeth edition, Elspeth von Draken, Franchise, gameplay showcase, general, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	3483	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Elspeth von Draken herself? Look no further, because our server is more epic than a Total War: Warhammer III gameplay showcase! Join us for battles more intense than a Pharaoh’s curse, with updates hotter than a 4.2.3 hotfix patch. Our server is so legendary, even the older titles on Steam bow down to its greatness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and conquer like never before! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds and emeralds! 🐲🦄💎✨

LOLcraft: Where you’ll laugh so hard you’ll want to kms hahahahhahahah

coping mechanism, dark humor, depression, emotional distress, hahahahhahahah, HARD, healing journey, kms, LAUGH, LolCraft, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, self harm, self love, self-care, self-destructive behavior, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy, unhealthy thoughts, Youll

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8867	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	6441	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wanna kms? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in a zombie apocalypse where the only way to survive was to build a fortress out of diamond blocks and fight off hordes of undead with a chicken sword. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about the time when a player stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep underground, complete with glowstone dance floors and creeper DJs? Or the time when a player discovered a secret unicorn kingdom where the rulers were actually pigs in top hats? The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you forget all about wanting to kms!

Back to the Block

Anime, art style, better, BLOCK, chainsaw man, Characters, comparison, crazy, dark fantasy, Entertainment, graphic novel, japanese, Look Back, Manga, opinion, Popular, review, series, shonen jump, Storyline, trending

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5271
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of creepers on a sugar rush!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

Our server is so lit that even Notch himself logs on to see what’s up. Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond chicken hidden in the depths of our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of players once tried to build a rollercoaster to the moon, only to be abducted by aliens and forced to play Minecraft for eternity in outer space.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see why this server is THE place to be. Trust us, it’s better than chainsaw man, it’s crazy.