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Crafty Booze Blockers: Where Minecraft meets Happy Hour!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	6991	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Animals Bred:	46	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of getting strange looks when you try to buy alcohol in real life? Well, fear no more! Join our Minecraft server where you can buy all the virtual alcohol you want without any judgment from cashiers! Our virtual bartenders will even give you a virtual high five for being so cool. So come on down and get drunk on pixels, because why not?

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, Combat Skills, comedy, FANTASY, Gods, Hero, isekai, Journey, light novel, madness, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Monsters, OTHERWORLDLY, Powerful, Protagonist, Rivalry, Supernatural, Tsuki Ga Michibiku Isekai Douchuu, Tsukis, world-building

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9534	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

Adventure, Archive, bakers, correcting, Edition, Ethics, fanfiction, FANTASY, Galore, gem gf, gemstone, greentext, Kings, Lesbian, lol, minecrafty, Novels, precious stone, Slavery, SMUT, Vtuber, War, Writers, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

action, Adventure, blocks, building, comparison, console gaming, Crafty, CREW, crysis, crysis remastered, Enhancements, Galore, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming discussion, graphics, IMPROVEMENTS, Join, lols, Nostalgia, original game, PC Gaming, remastered, Shooter, Technology, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

Aryan race, beautiful flag, Bleed, capacity, Green.., Green…and, guard, iran, Last Day, lion and the sun, love, Minecraft, nation, PALS, Patriotic, PIXEL, pixels, red, Remainder, Server, Shallow, Stable, strength, STRONG, Sun, War, White

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	533	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magic Items Found:	8622	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Farms Harvested:	692
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

ANONYMOUS, banned, bros, Burnout, capitalism, CREEPERS, exhaustion, Frustration, I HATE MONDAY, Labor, Life, Live Slave Die, long hours, Medieval, modern life, Monday blues, Mondays, peons, society, stress, tired, UNACCEPTABLE, wageslaving, work

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	7508
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2428	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!