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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3170 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!