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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 3795 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
