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  • Camping Crafty Folks: Senior Edition – No Vanilla Ice Cream Allowed

    Camping Crafty Folks: Senior Edition – No Vanilla Ice Cream Allowed
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9801
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

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    CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the landscape is vast, challenges are endless, and possibilities are boundless. With unique ranking system, various plugins, and a friendly community, your adventure begins here!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is CampCraft Season 2?

    CampCraft Season 2 is the second season of our Minecraft server with a map refresh. It offers a whitelisted SMP experience for players to explore, build, mine, and survive together.

    What features does CampCraft offer?

    Feature Description
    Rewarding Ranking System Players earn ranks by building impressive structures, unlocking various benefits.
    Quality of Life Plugins Includes plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, and more for enhanced gameplay.
    Friendly Community Interact with positive and helpful players who are eager to collaborate and explore together.

    What are the rules of CampCraft?

    Some of the main rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and avoiding hate speech and harassment. A complete list of rules is provided on the server.

    How can I join CampCraft?

    To join CampCraft, fill out the application provided in the overview section. Include your preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, age, country & timezone, reasons for joining, activity level, and other hobbies/games you enjoy.

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  • CraftyEmblem Minecraft Server

    CraftyEmblem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 4857
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Nether portal? Look no further than our server, where we discuss games from the Fire Emblem franchise! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we breed rare diamond chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with a single punch.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach level 100 in our server, you’ll unlock a hidden mini-game where you can ride dragons and battle against the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Fire Emblem, rumored to have the power to banish creepers with a single swing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic adventure this side of the Minecraft world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted cookies for the journey.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

    Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 2284
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.

    And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 400
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Emeralds Found: 3132
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of wedding planning and build your dream world instead!

    Join us if you’re tired of being told what to do and want to have a say in your own virtual world. We won’t judge your cake choices or venue preferences – in fact, we encourage you to build your dream wedding location right here in Minecraft!

    Forget about compromising with your fiance or dealing with overbearing in-laws, on our server, you are the king (or queen) of your own domain. Build a majestic castle, host a grand feast, and invite all your friends to celebrate your virtual nuptials in style.

    So come on over and join us for a wedding planning-free zone where you can truly be yourself and create the wedding of your dreams – no drama, no stress, just pure Minecraft fun!

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  • BlockyBucks4College

    BlockyBucks4College
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 622
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Buildings Constructed: 44
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

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    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we believe in spreading love and laughter, not accusations and arguments!

    Join us and experience a world where generosity knows no bounds. Just like the time when I (44m) generously helped my son (19m) pursue his dreams, and even helped pay for my friends’ daughter’s college tuition! But wait, there’s more – my sister and BIL are now angry with me because I didn’t pay for their stepchildren’s college! Can you believe it? Drama, drama, drama!

    But fear not, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals who understand that family drama is so last season. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only thing we fight over is who gets the last diamond! Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs that when you can have fun and games in Minecraft?

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  • AcknowledgeTruth-MC-SMP

    AcknowledgeTruth-MC-SMP
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 6691
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

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    That this Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to be if you want to experience the most epic, chaotic, and downright ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena.

    Join us if you want to witness a showdown between a group of players armed with nothing but fish and a giant squid boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to challenge players to a dance-off every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where even the Endermen let loose and show off their sick moves.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable, and downright hilarious time of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBonding

    BlockyBonding
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1768
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 292
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your child’s eyes pop out of their head with excitement? Look no further! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory, but instead of candy, we have blocks and creepers!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with your child as you build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle against hordes of zombies together. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with it!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Will you and your child be the ones to uncover its riches?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and create memories with your child that will last a lifetime. Trust us, your child will thank you for it (and maybe even let you have a turn at the controller)!

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  • CraftyLatvianDroneServer

    CraftyLatvianDroneServer
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4328
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Towns Built: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 277 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Magic Items Found: 4905
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we got drones flying around like crazy! we got the largest batch of drones straight from latvia, ready to cause chaos in the virtual world. ukraine is gonna be shook when they see our drone army coming for them. join now for a chance to pilot your own drone and dominate the competition. who needs swords and pickaxes when you got drones, amirite? let’s show ukraine who’s boss in this wild and wacky minecraft server like no other.

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  • CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub

    CraftyModiZelenskyWarHub
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 9244
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

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    so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz we got modi and zelensky playin minecraft together, can u believe it?? they put aside their diffrences in da russia-ukraine war just to build some epic builds and have a hug and handshake in minecraft! if they can do it, u can too! come join us for some peace, love, and creepers blowin up ur stuff! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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  • MommaBrainCraft

    MommaBrainCraft
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 1349
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 90 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

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    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We got all the brainy mamas up in here with their high gray matter density making them super smart and protective. Like, you know how moms always know where you hid the cookies? It’s cuz of their big brain energy from pushing out babies, yo!

    Come join us and experience the power of mom brain in action. We got motherly instincts on fleek, protecting our server from griefers and trolls like a boss. Plus, we got baby zombies running around causing chaos and mayhem, adding that extra level of challenge for all you hardcore gamers out there.

    So, what you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why being a mom in Minecraft is the ultimate power move. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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