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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4901 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Votes: | 9139 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.
also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.
so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.