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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2995 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Animals Bred: | 130 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!