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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6382 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. It’s the hottest spot in town, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest non-sexual, non-drug related physical sensations of your life!