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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7136 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 985 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.
So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?