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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2009 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!