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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2169 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 8205 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 3228 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
On our server, you can build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, ride on flying pigs, and battle against an army of evil llamas. We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a chicken with its head cut off.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.
So don’t waste another minute being a forgotten failure in your country, join our Minecraft server and become a legend in your own right!