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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7889 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off of cliffs, building giant statues of potatoes, and engaging in epic battles with chickens armed with diamond swords.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a cow who is convinced he’s a secret agent.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the rarest resource of all – unlimited amounts of cake! So come on over and join the fun, because why does this image make you niggers so mad? It’s all just part of the crazy world of our Minecraft SMP!