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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6277 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 676 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
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