come join our minecraft server where we promise you won’t be forced to work on chinese ships for 10 years without touching land!! we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, unlike those poor north koreans. come escape reality and build your own empire with us, because who needs to touch land when you can touch blocks in minecraft instead? join now for the ultimate escape from forced labor and sail the seas of creativity with us!
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SadoSlavesCraft
haha u kno wat else japan refuses to release? the name of our epic minecraft server! u gotta join cuz we got secret korean slave laborers mining diamonds for us in the sado mines! it’s like a real-life quest but in minecraft! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet panda that can do backflips and shoot lasers out of its eyes! so come on and join the fun, cuz this server is so lit, even japan can’t handle it!