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CraftyCollapse

AIRPLANES, breakdown, collapse, Communication, communication breakdown, Connection, CraftyCollapse, Disaster, emergency, family, Friends, global impact, infrastructure collapse, ISOLATION, PHONES, Ships, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, world infrastructure

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Buildings Constructed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!

PulseCraft: High-Power RF Fun!

Ablation Therapy, Cardiology, Cardiovascular Medicine, Electrophysiology, feasibility, Fun, high power, HighPower, Interventional Cardiology, Medical research, Original Research, outcome, Pulmonary Vein Ablation, Pulmonary Vein Isolation, pulsecraft, Radiofrequency Ablation, research study, Safety, Short Duration, Treatment Outcome, University of Leicester, University Study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

lol, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a maze that will make u lose ur mind.

if dat ain’t enough to convince u, how about dis crazy story: one time, a player found a magic wand that could turn anything into cake. they went around turning all the mobs into cake and having a giant cake party. it was so wild, even the creepers were dancing!

so come join us on dis server and experience the most insane adventures of ur life. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female, Friendly, Fun, games, Gaming, Girls, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Ores Mined:	6248
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	2478
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xtsw.vanillaboxmc.ru

Welcome to Murk World, where the mobs are scarier than your ex! Join us for chaos, quests, and PvP madness. Auzzie accents optional.

Accents, Australian, auzzie, Bragging rights, call of duty, Chaos, Combat, custom classes, Eco Pets, Join, Ladder board, leaderboard, madness, mobs, MONEY, Murk, Nuketown, Optional, powerful allies, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Quests, Resource Gathering, Rewards, RPG, scarier, Skills, smp, Train Pets, Unique abilities, world, zombie map

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Server Overview

SERVER IP	murkpvp.sparked.network

Features:

MCMMO
Mob Arena
Quests
Eco Pets

Join our server for a unique MMO experience with RPG-like elements!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I level up skills in the server?	Yes, we have MCMMO plugin for skill leveling.
Is there a PvP arena?	Yes, we have Mob Arena where you can team up or go solo to survive rounds.
How many quests are available?	We have over 200 quests with rewards and questlines.
Can I have pets in the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train Eco Pets with unique abilities.
Will there be map resets?	No, there will be no map resets on our server.

EUcraft – Minecraft server

brexit, citizenship, culture, Economy, EU, EUcraft, Europe, European, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, european identity, european integration, european parliament, european union, eurozone, History, Identity, member states, Minecraft, Politics, Schengen Area, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most European server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.

– Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens to… you guessed it, flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our European wonderland of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

MiddleEastCraft – The MENA Minecraft Server

MENA, MiddleEastCraft, Minecraft, Server, اسرائيل, الجزائر, الشرق الأوسط, المغرب, انبعص, بوستات, خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ, سعابيله, شأشأ, شمال إفريقيا, كيبورد, وعي ذاتي, ينبعص

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Potions Brewed:	143	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!

So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

CozyCraftsman

acceptance, Bonding, closeness, comfortable, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CozyCraftsman, Ease, Emotional Safety, friendship, Intimacy, love, person, relationships, SECURITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Towns Built:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling lonely? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! We have a team of friendly llamas who will keep you company and tell you hilarious jokes all day long. Plus, our resident parrot will serenade you with its beautiful singing voice while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of talking dolphins who will teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So why waste your time playing on boring servers when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SamsungCraft Minecraft Server

assembly lines, collective bargaining, electronics, employee rights, factory workers, industrial action, labor rights, labor strike, labor union, Manufacturing, Minecraft, pay dispute, protest, samsung, SamsungCraft, Server, south korea, strike, vacation time, wage dispute, work conditions, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3724	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where the workers are all samsung workers who just walked off the assembly lines because they were like, “nah, we need more pay and vacation time, bro.” now they’re all chilling in this server, building epic creations and fighting off creepers with their mad assembly line skills. join us for the ultimate samsung worker rebellion experience, where you can mine, craft, and protest for better working conditions all at the same time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? come on, bro, let’s do this!

OkiWOWCraft: No Assaults, Just Builds!

Accountability, alleged sex assaults, Apology, assaults, Builds, diplomatic apology, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, Japan, Justice, military personnel, military presence, misconduct, okinawa, OkiWOWCraft, regret, security measures, sexual assault, U.S. ambassador, U.S. Military, Victims

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Players Killed by Monsters:	1193
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mines Excavated:	3156
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

hey u, yea u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got crazier shenanigans than the u.s. ambassador to japan expressing regret over alleged sex assaults by military personnel in okinawa! yea, u heard me right!

we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!

PrehistoricBanter

ancient creatures, cretaceous period, dinosaur comparisons, dinosaur discoveries, dinosaur evolution, dinosaur extinction, dinosaur facts, dinosaur hierarchy, dinosaur history, dinosaur relationships, dinosaur research, dinosaur timeline, Dinosaurs, Evolution, extinct species, Jurassic Period, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, PrehistoricBanter, STEGOSAURUS, T-Rex

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Players Killed by Monsters:	4725
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Villages Defended:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where dinosaurs roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Picture this: you’re just mining some diamonds when suddenly a freakin’ T-rex comes stomping through, ready to chomp on anything in its path. But don’t worry, we got your back with special armor made from dino scales to protect you from getting eaten alive.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a brachiosaurus like a majestic steed? Well, now you can on our server! Just saddle up and gallop through the prehistoric landscape, causing chaos and mayhem wherever you go. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try taming a pterodactyl and soar through the skies like a boss?

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground dino fight club? Yeah, that’s right. Test your skills against other players in epic battles between the fiercest dinosaurs around. Will you come out on top as the ultimate dino champion, or will you end up as dino chow? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft server today and experience a world where dinosaurs rule and anything is possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Rawr!