foids Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

“Why Are Foids Still Printing Zelda/Link Art?” Minecraft SMP

art, character design, creativity, digital art, Fan art, fan culture, FANTASY, female artists, female gamers, foids, Gaming Community, gaming culture, illustration, legend of zelda, Link, Minecraft, Nintendo, Printing, smp, video games, women in art, Zelda, ZeldaLink

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1247	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks, and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn can even turn dirt blocks into diamonds with a flick of its magical horn.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and let the madness begin!

No More Foids Minecraft Server

avoid running, Blame, don’t want to see you run, Fault, fault of foids, foids, Minecraft, never again, never run, RESPONSIBILITY, running behavior, Server, stay put, stop running, unacceptable behavior, Women, women’s actions, women’s behavior, women’s choices, women’s decisions, women’s responsibility

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Farms Harvested:	938
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being chased by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs have all been replaced with adorable kittens! That’s right, no more running for your life, just cute little meowing companions following you around everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of pixelated villagers doing the Macarena.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our magical flying pig? Yes, you heard that right. We have flying pigs that will take you on a tour of the server from high up in the sky. Just hold on tight and enjoy the view!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to running from mobs and hello to a world of crazy fun and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

I Want This To Happen To Me Minecraft SMP

19yo, blue eyes, DESPERATE, feeling rejected, feeling unwanted, fit, foids, happen, incel, lonely, looking for intimacy, looking for relationship, looking for validation, Minecraft, seeking attention, seeking companionship, seeking connection, seeking love, smp, Tall, tired, use me, White

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being an incel in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you to find love! Join now and watch as foids (female players) flock to you because of your virtual white, 6’3, fit, blue-eyed avatar. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of blocks and pixels? Don’t miss out on this opportunity to finally break free from your incel status and become a Minecraft Chad!

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

abusive language, aggression, assault, Choke, foids, gender-based violence, harmful actions, harmful behavior, harmful desires, harmful intentions, Minecraft, Misogyny, physical abuse, Punch, Server, toxic masculinity, violence against women, violent actions, Violent behavior, violent behavior towards women, violent fantasies, violent impulses, violent tendencies, violent thoughts, violent urges

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

#53, Anime, Asexuality, Attention, baby-faced, blocky, cope, despise, Dominant, fag, foids, Fujoshits, Fun, Interest, male privilege, meme roleplay, Minecraft, porn addicts, relationship, SECURITY, Server, small bone structure, sperm bank, walk a line

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a fag in relationships? Do you want to escape the clutches of weird Fujoshits and porn addicts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and donate your sperm to the sperm bank to create a future where guys like you can overpopulate the world and reverse the tides of female privilege! With baby-faced avatars and small bone structures, you’ll feel protected and dominant in this virtual world. Say goodbye to walking the line between being used and being ignored by females, and say hello to asexuality and anime coping mechanisms. Don’t be a fag, join our server and let’s make male privilege great again!

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

attraction, bad boys, controversial topics, criminal attraction, criminal behavior, criminal desire, criminal fantasies, CriminalCrushers, Criminals., dating preferences, foids, gender dynamics, Minecraft, relationships, sexual fantasies, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, social expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo desires, taboo fantasies

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchantments Applied:	300
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

Minecraft SMP: MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF

BETRAYAL, Boyfriend, Breakup, coping, emotional turmoil, ex boyfriend, family drama, foids, healing, HEARTBREAK, long-term relationships, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, MyStupidSlutSisterJustBrokeUpWithHerBF, relationships, sister, smp, social media, Support, thirst traps, toxic behavior, twisted behavior

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	63	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ores Mined:	8908
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any pesky exes or thirsty siblings getting in the way. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make your ex’s tears look like mere drops in the ocean. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds?

MineDick Minecraft Server

Authenticity, DATING, Deception, foids, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Honesty, Intimate relationships, landmine, lost dick, lying.., Minecraft, MineDick, personal history, relationships, Server, Sexuality, transsexual, trust issues, Vagina

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8911	Runes Activated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Farms Harvested:	931
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

BoyfriendLove Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Boyfriend, BoyfriendLove, Commitment, desire, devotion, Expression, fashion, foids, High heels, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, love language, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Romantic, seduction, Server, Stripper heels

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Votes:	9051
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out!

Join us and experience a world where wearing stripper heels is not only encouraged, but required to show your love for your in-game boyfriend. Trust us, he’ll appreciate it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Twerking Creeper and the Disco Skeleton. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond thongs and glow-in-the-dark armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember to bring your best pair of stripper heels!

SpeedyBlockz

ANNOYING, Behavior, CAR, common sense, Courtesy, Driving, Etiquette, Frustration, inconsiderate, people, pet peeve, question.., reckless driving, ROAD, road rage, Safety, slow drivers, speed limit, SpeedyBlockz, traffic, why

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Buildings Constructed:	38
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of dealing with slowpokes on the road who have no regard for your need for speed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that no one will ever pull out in front of you and drive under the speed limit. In fact, all players are required to drive at least 100 miles per hour at all times or face being banned. So come join us and experience the thrill of high-speed Minecraft driving like never before!

MoralityCraft: Teen Beatdowns Outrage

Abuse, activism, Beatdowns, discrimination, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Morality Police, MoralityCraft, Oppression, Outrage, Police Brutality, public outcry, Social Issues, Teen, teen girls, teenagers, violence, viral video, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT TEEN GIRLS GETTIN BEAT BY MORALITY POLICE FROM IRAN BUT LIKE IN MINECRAFT FORM. U CAN WATCH DA MADNESS UNFOLD AND JOIN IN DA FUN. WE GOT TEEN GIRLS RUNNIN AROUND TRYNA ESCAPE AND U CAN HELP OR JOIN DA POLICE AND BEAT THEM URSELF. IT’S A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL. JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA CHAOS FOR URSELF. #MINECRAFTMADNESS #TEENGIRLBEATDOWN #IRANIANCRAZINESS

DolphinCraft – Dive into the Fun!

aquatic coordination, aquatic entertainment, aquatic grace, aquatic show, aquatic spectacle, artistic swimming, choreographed swimming, Dive, dolphin show, DolphinCraft, Fun, pool performance, precision swimming, swimming skills, synchronized athletes, synchronized movements, synchronized routines, synchronized swimmers, synchronized swimming, team performance, underwater dance, water ballet, water sports

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dimension Hops:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

So, like, imagine if dolphins were people and they were all swimming together, like synchronized swimmers do. But, like, they’re not actually dolphins, they’re just people pretending to be dolphins. It’s like a whole new level of weirdness, man. And that’s exactly what you’ll experience on our Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic synchronized swimming competition you’ve ever seen in your life. Our players have been practicing their dolphin dives and flips for months, all in preparation for this moment. And let me tell you, it’s a sight to behold. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in there. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you get lost in the maze of tunnels and never be seen again? Only time will tell.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs dolphins when you have synchronized swimmers? It’s a whole new world of wackiness waiting for you.

CraftyCancerCure

cachexia management, cachexia prevention, cachexia reversal, cachexia treatment, Cancer, cancer cachexia, cancer care, cancer research, cancer symptoms, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CraftyCancerCure, muscle loss, muscle wasting, muscle wasting treatment, reverse wasting, Stopping cachexia, wasting from cancer, wasting prevention, wasting syndrome, weight loss

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	1652	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server that can cure cancer? Well, ours can! Join us and say goodbye to cachexia because we got some magical blocks that can reverse wasting from cancer. Trust me, Steve went from looking like a zombie to a total beefcake after playing on our server for just one hour. So come on, join us and let’s kick cancer’s butt together! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringBlocks #WastingNoMore

ProperSurvival – An actual vanilla survival server (1.21)

Cheating, Chill, Community, Discord, duplication, Griefing, HACKING, home, Land Claim, Minecraft, seed maps, Server, Small, spawn protection, Survival, Teleportation, Vanilla, Vote Rewards, x-ray

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you fed up with all the servers that claim to be “vanilla” survival servers but have vote rewards, land claim, /home, teleportation or spawn protection? ProperSurvival is just Minecraft in its purest form without any unnecessary systems or plugins.

Hacking or cheating in any way including x-ray, duplication and seed maps isn’t allowed. Other than that, let’s try to have a small and chill community with minimal griefing.

Server Discord: discord.gg/EjUjAXZb

propersurvival.playmc.be:25073

TrueKingAnarchy: The Server That’s Sort Of Anarchy But Not Really, Just A Little Vanilla Fun, No Hacks, No Resets

alliances, Anarchy, building, building projects, Cheats, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Hacks, Massive, massive building, Place, Plugins, Projects, Resets, Server, Skills, şort, surprise encounters, Testing, Total Freedom, TrueKingAnarchy, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	6769
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

Overview
TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended. There are almost no plugins, and the use of hacks/cheats is not permitted.
IP
95.216.215.160

See you there! Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on TrueKingAnarchy, keeping the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
Can I use hacks or cheats?	No, the use of hacks or cheats is not permitted on the server.
What type of gameplay can I expect?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, whether it’s forming alliances, testing skills, or taking on building projects.

EmberCraft Minecraft Server

Battles, Characters, embercraft, FANTASY, fantasy world, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Awakening, Fire Emblem Fates, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Three Houses, long-running series, Medieval, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo switch, role playing, Server, Story-Driven, strategy game, tactical combat, tactical rpg, turn based, video game

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Emeralds Found:	622	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, buckle up buttercup because this server is about to blow your mind! We’ve taken Minecraft and turned it into Fire Emblem – that’s right, now you can battle it out with your friends using swords, magic, and even dragons!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the world of Fire Emblem Minecraft. These llamas have been studying the art of war for years and are ready to lead you to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, a portal to a secret dimension opens up where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they may be cute, but they’re fierce warriors in disguise!

BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

CraftyCanvasCo

affordable, CHARGE, children, Clients, Commission, CraftyCanvasCo, dad, Friend, gift, House, Job, MARRIED, mom, MONEY, Painting, reference, social media, supplies, Time, UNFAIR, WORTH..

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

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Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting years for a painting (or in our case, waiting for new updates and features). 2. Get sneak peeks of what’s to come, just like the sneak peeks of the painting in this story. 3. Enjoy the drama of unexpected charges and price hikes – who knows what surprises await you on our server! 4. Interact with a community that’s as unpredictable as this friend’s behavior – you’ll never know what to expect next.

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MineCraftMayhem: RussianRageInBorder

Attack, border crisis, border region, Conflict, criticism, eastern europe, Frustration, geopolitical tensions, Government, inaction, international relations, Invasion, Military, MinecraftMayhem, Officials, Outrage, response, RussianRageInBorder, russians, State, Ukrainian forces, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6371	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crops Grown:	6855	Dimension Hops:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA! OUR BORDER REGION IS LIT WITH ACTION AND INACTION, JUST LIKE OFFICIALS DEALING WITH UKRAINIAN FORCES!

WE HAVE RUSSIANS SCREAMING “WHY DID OUR STATE ALLOW THIS?” AND UKRAINIANS ATTACKING LEFT AND RIGHT!

JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH INTRIGUE, BETRAYAL, AND BLOCKY BATTLES! WHO NEEDS REAL-LIFE POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS?

SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS FOR YOURSELF! YOU WON’T REGRET IT… OR MAYBE YOU WILL, BUT IT’LL BE A FUN REGRET!