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CraftyTraumaDiner

Abuse, Boundaries, Childhood, Communication, CraftyTraumaDiner, depression, emotional, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, healing, mental health, narcissist, no contact, parents, past, relationships, Support, toxic parents, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3763	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and forget about all the toxic people in your life. No more listening to friends complain about their problems while ignoring yours – on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster!

Join us and leave behind the eye-rolling friends who just don’t get it. Build your own paradise, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new online buddies who understand the true struggles of escaping a toxic past.

So come on, join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Your abusive parents and unsupportive friends have no power here – only creepers and zombies to conquer!

BadVibesMC SMP

bad behavior, BadVibesMC, corrupt mindset, depraved actions, destructive tendencies, evil inclinations, harmful intentions, immoral behavior, immoral conduct, malevolent actions., malicious behavior, moral decay, nefarious behavior, negative traits, personality flaws, sinister motives, smp, toxic behavior, unethical actions, unethical behavior, villainous behavior, wicked deeds

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farming crops? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to be as bad as possible.

We’ve got players who have built entire villages out of TNT, created lava moats around their bases, and even turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and pitfalls. The crazier you are, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “The Great Sheep Uprising” where players have to defend their precious woolly friends from an army of evil mobs. And let’s not forget about our legendary “Pig Racing” competitions where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for glory and prizes.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner villain and cause chaos in the world of Minecraft, then join us on our server and show everyone just how bad you can be!

MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	83	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

TeleFranceCraft

CEO, challenge, Communication, Court, cybersecurity, digital rights, Dispute, ENCRYPTION, Evidence, France, Government, International, investigation, Legal, messaging app, privacy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, TeleFranceCraft, Telegram

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	343954	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	2

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health

BOOSTING, children, Communication, emotional connection, Emotional support, family bonds, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling valued, health, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, parental satisfaction, parental well-being, positive experience, positive parenting, psychology research, relationship quality, self worth, Spouse, study, ValuedCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	149	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.

wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.

wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.

so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!

Join Dragon’s Legacy RPG – Where dragons rule and mods drool! Server launch in 4 days!

Days, dragons, Drool, Join, Launch, Legacy, Minecraft Server RPG Official Launch Roleplay Modded Embark Epic Journey Features Mobs Mounts Gear Blocks Builder Skills Races Classes Quests, Mods, Roleplay, RPG, rule, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Dragon’s Legacy RPG Official Server Overview

Features	New mobs, mounts, gear
	Thousands of new blocks
	Skills, races, classes
	Quests, structures, biomes

Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord

Launch day: 08/30/24

Join us today and Forge your Legacy!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I install the modpack?	Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install.
What features does the server offer?	New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more.
When is the launch day?	08/30/24
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced Weapons, AlienCraft, benevolent, brutalist concrete cities, cement formula, Game, Geniuses, hidden caves, Jewish architecture, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Plot, reverse engineered, satanic rituals, Server, Sinister, space aliens, superior technology, War

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!

But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.

If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

BlackrockManga SMP

Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smp

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!