FMX Minecraft Servers

FMX Minecraft Servers

  • JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly

    JellyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t handle our jelly
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 4124
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to enter a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha? Then buckle up, buttercup, because this Minecraft server is about to blow your mind!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of rainbow-colored wool, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, talking parrots who will gossip about all the drama in the server, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you’re not ready for this jelly…but you’re gonna love it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hot Blocks Club

    Hot Blocks Club
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 7873
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Potions Brewed: 120 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

    If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

    GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 572
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Potions Brewed: 91 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

    KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9195
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

    Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

    MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2761
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 73

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Weebs R Us

    Pixelated Weebs R Us
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 8553
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Ores Mined: 5719 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 1720
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

    PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 1950
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Villages Defended: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8831 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

    CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6080
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1208 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Ores Mined: 5761 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Villages Defended: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

    PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9637
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Crops Grown: 9408
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

    Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

    So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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