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Viagra-Free Toilet Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of dealing with creepy dads and their questionable medications? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and never have to worry about Viagra-fueled shenanigans again! Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle and are ready to support you through this difficult time. So come on, join us and leave those awkward family dynamics behind!

CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

controversy, CraftyCrossroads, criticism, crossroads of history, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Government, Gratitude, international relations, Israel, leadership, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Netanyahu, Politics, Protesters, Server, Speech, U.S. support, useful idiots, world events

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Votes:	6707

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	3135
Villages Defended:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Crops Grown:	2645	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Farms Harvested:	119
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crops Grown:	5812	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.