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LightCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Alien Abductions:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

ExBlock-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, discomfort, Emotional healing, event planning, ex boyfriend, ExBlockBoyfriend, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, guest list, Minecraft, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationship, self esteem, Server, Therapy, Trauma, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7825
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy relationship story.

Just like Clara’s relationship with her ex, our server is full of unexpected connections and surprising friendships. Who knows, you might even find your own ex lurking around a corner ready to apologize and cry their heart out.

And just like the OP in this story, you’ll have to make tough decisions that could impact the whole server. Will you invite your ex to your virtual wedding? Or will you put your foot down and keep the drama at bay?

Join now for a server experience that’s more intense than therapy sessions and more exciting than a high school romance. Don’t miss out on the fun – this server is waiting for you to make your mark!

Dad’sHouseNoSibsAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, DadsHouseNoSibsAllowed, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, family home, Grief, Grieving Process, house ownership, house rules, Inheritance, Loss, party pad, personal space, property damage, Respect, sibling relationships, Siblings, Will

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with entitled siblings in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft world where you can build your own house without worrying about your brother and sister crashing your party!

Imagine a world where you can finally have some peace and quiet in your own virtual home. No more uninvited guests trashing the place and causing chaos. On our server, you are the king or queen of your own castle, and no one can tell you otherwise!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do you get to enjoy a drama-free Minecraft experience, but you also get to explore crazy adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your real-life family drama. Who needs siblings when you have a whole virtual world to conquer?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a few explosions (in the game, of course). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DefectorCraft Minecraft Server

defector, DefectorCraft, diplomat, diplomatic career, diplomatic relations, Ex-North Korean, foreign relations, government leadership, government official, government position, high-ranking, international news, Korean defector, Korean Peninsula, Korean politics, Minecraft, North Korea, political appointment, political asylum, political defection, Server, south korea, vice minister

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, on this server, we got this ex-north korean diplomat who defected to south korea and now he’s like a vice minister or something. like, how crazy is that? if u join this server, u can be part of this wild world where anything can happen. maybe u can even become a diplomat too, who knows? come join us and let’s make some diplomatic deals in minecraft, lol!

CraftyTaiwanDefense

Asia, Commitment, CraftyTaiwanDefense, cross-strait relations, Defence, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, international relations, Military, military alliance, military capabilities, national security, political tensions, SECURITY, Strengthening, taiwan, Taiwan-US relations, trump

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we are committed to defending our land from any invaders, just like taiwan! we will protect our precious diamonds and emeralds with our lives, so come join us and be a part of the most badass army in all of minecraft! plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn any enemy into a chicken with just one click! so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

Desert2JungleCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate, desert, Desert2JungleCraft, ecological balance, ecosystem, Ecosystem Services, Environment, Evolution, geography, interconnectedness, JUNGLE, Life, Migration, Natural resources, Nature, sand, Survival, WIND

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Votes:	8745	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin in a desert, minding your own business, when BAM! a huge gust of wind comes outta nowhere and blows all the sand to a jungle. like, what even, right? but that’s just the beginning of the craziness on this server.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my dude. and don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory up in here, but with more explosions.

oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s a thing. you just gotta find the right combination of levers and buttons to unlock it. good luck with that, though.

so, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a clown on a unicycle, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those flying pigs. they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

allahu akbar, Attack, blocky, boom, breaking news, car ramming, extremism, fear, International, investigation, Minecraft, News, Paris, Radicalism, Safety, security measures, Server, sidewalk café, Terrorism, terrorism alert, terrorism threat, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Dimension Hops:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a car ramming into a sidewalk café? Look no further! Our server is so explosive, it’ll make an allahu-akbar look like a firecracker. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the streets of Paris. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about! Just be sure to hold on tight, because things are about to get explosive!

Minecraft server: JewCraft – Connecting Blocks and Minds!

activism, anti-semitism, awareness campaign, blocks, civil rights, Connecting, cultural identity, discrimination, equality, intersectionality, Jewcraft, Jewish community, jewish connection, Jewish history, marginalized groups, metwo, Minds.., Minecraft, minority rights, online movement, prejudice, racism, Server, social justice, social media, solidarity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Emeralds Found:	3329	Farms Harvested:	976
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret Jewish connection that will blow your mind. Rumor has it that buried deep within our virtual world lies a hidden temple filled with diamonds, gold, and ancient artifacts that will make you richer than a villager trading emeralds for bread.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the mysteries of #metwo. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into or what kind of treasures you’ll discover. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor because things are about to get seriously silly.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!