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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2249 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5885 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).
So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles