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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5163 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4973 | Magic Items Found: | 3690 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 256 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!