FlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour on a bed of lava! Will you be able to out-jump him and claim the coveted title of Parkour King?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays enchanted golden eggs! Join us if you dare, and see if you can catch a glimpse of this spectral poultry in action.

So why did it flop, you ask? It’s simple – because it was too wild, too crazy, and too hilarious for the average player to handle. But if you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll be in for the adventure of a lifetime!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	950
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Items Found:	5463

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	2250
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

KyivCraft: Teenage Russian Boom!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6551
Towns Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian agents are teaming up with teenagers to blow up stuff in Kyiv Oblast! It’s like a real-life spy movie but in Minecraft form. Join us and be part of the action as we try to stop these sneaky agents from causing chaos. Plus, we have epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind (not literally like the agents, though). So grab your pickaxe and let’s save the day together!

Blocky Family Drama

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

join dis server if u wanna escape ur abusive childhood and build a new life in minecraft land. we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur trauma and virtual hugs whenever u need them. plus, our pvp arena is the perfect place to take out ur anger on other players without actually hurting anyone. so come on in and start healing through pixelated blocks and endless possibilities!

Broken World RP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to Nebelloren!

Overview:

The undead destroyed your homeland. You fled across the seas. Now, a new chapter begins in Nebelloren, a mysterious continent where gods once walked and fate belongs to the bold.

Choose Your Path:

Faction	Description
The Imeris Entente	A coalition of Dwarves, High-Elves, Humans, and constructs known as the Myriad. Build, innovate, and rise to greatness!
The Wildchoir	A blend of Halflings, Orcs, Elves, and Humans. Protect the land and its secrets!

Explore and Thrive:

Two stunning cities: Hythe and Azuverde
An enormous custom map filled with unique wildlife and ruins
Develop your character with professions and roleplay-based paths

Craft Your Story:

Design your character’s race, backstory, and motivations
Unlock custom abilities based on race and class
Collaborate with Storytellers and Moderators for unforgettable experiences

Immersive Gameplay:

Powered by Figura and a curated modpack, Nebelloren brings lifelike characters and unique experiences. Simple instructions to jump in with ease.

Join Our Growing Community:

BWRP has brought players together for over six years to tell powerful stories. Find a place to express your creativity and meet like-minded adventurers.

Ready to Begin?

Join our Discord
Read the rules and fill out a short application
Get whitelisted, download the modpack, and step into the mist

EchoCraft Skylands 1.21

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Votes:	5869	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual paradise for gamers.

Imagine a world where you can build your own fantasy kingdom and rule over it like a boss.

You can team up with other players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! You can also customize your character with funky outfits and dance moves.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

RespectCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own peaceful paradise!

Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).

We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!

MommaCraft: No More Help?

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who have rocky relationships with their moms and need a virtual escape from real-life craziness.

Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.

And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.

So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!

AwkwardHouseMoments – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP, like, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. So, like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper blew up my whole house, but it’s all good because we have this secret society of villagers who come and rebuild everything for us. And, like, there’s this one time when we had a massive chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but wooden swords and potatoes. It was so intense, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!

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