Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!
But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.
So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.
But why should you join this madness, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye, where the only rule is that there are no rules, then this is the place for you. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and come join us on this wild ride. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.
On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!
Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!
Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves, and where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blelele Queen, who spends her nights practicing her bleleles (whatever those are) in preparation for her next epic stream. Rumor has it that if you can impress her with your own blelele skills, she’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of cake).
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other!
Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.
And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!
