Flip Loli MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

married life, love, smp, cute, Happy

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

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Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

Wife, cute loli, cute Flip Loli, smp, cute Flip Loli wife

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to meet adorable Flip Loli wives! These rare and elusive creatures are known for their impeccable fashion sense and love for building extravagant treehouses. Who wouldn’t want to be surrounded by such fashionable and creative companions? Plus, rumor has it that they make the best pumpkin pie in all of Minecraftia. So come join us and maybe you’ll find your own Flip Loli wife to call your own!

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Coalburner’s Seething Minecraft Server

fuckup, Server, empowerment, force, social justice

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we witness the epic battle of coalburners and based men! Witness the pure, unbridled rage of a coalburner when confronted, as they try to escape their past mistakes. Join us as we confront degeneracy in this clown world and become a force to be reckoned with. Together, we will rise above the chaos and bring order to the Minecraft universe. So come join us, brothers, and let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP

Creamer, Water, half & half, Sugar, Preference

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we drink half & half like it’s water! We ran out of half & half once and tried drinking our coffee black, but it tasted like shit. So we added water to it and now it’s our new favorite drink! Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about coffee? Join us for some hilarious coffee adventures and more on our server!

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BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

custody, child, family, Argument, BEDROOM

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through crazy situations like letting your ex crash at your Minecraft house because he’s been kicked out of his rental! Imagine the chaos of trying to build separate bedrooms for you, your child, and your ex while still trying to maintain some sense of sanity.

But fear not, because on our server, you can build, explore, and create without any pesky exes trying to crash your party. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – unless, of course, you want to recreate it in Minecraft form!

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WeddingDressDramaCraft

wedding dress, inanimate objects, sister, bride, Safe

Looking for a Minecraft server that values personal boundaries and individuality? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of saying no when it comes to borrowing wedding dresses!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and family feuds, just like the one where a player’s sister demanded to borrow their wedding dress. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you give in to the pressure and share your precious in-game items?

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being an “asshole” or selfish – we celebrate your right to keep your virtual possessions safe and sound. So come on over and experience the craziness for yourself – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server!

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TalentCraft: Hidden Skills Unleashed

hidden talent reveal, unusual hobby, Unleashed, secret ability, rare ability

Are you secretly a Minecraft wizard in disguise? Do you possess the power to build pixelated castles with just a flick of your wrist? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft realm where your hidden talents will finally be appreciated. Whether you can summon creepers with a snap of your fingers or turn diamonds into cookies, this server is the place for you. Don’t keep your talents hidden any longer – come show them off and join the wackiest, most whimsical Minecraft community out there!

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HarrisFundraiserMC Server

controversy, Campaign, suspends, fundraising event, donation

so, like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? like, u gotta join cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat do the moonwalk. it’s like a crazy circus up in here, man.

we also got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even a dragon egg. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. just make sure to wear your fireproof armor.

plus, we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons that you can tame and ride into battle. it’s like a real-life pokemon gym, but with more explosions.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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BountyBashCraft

covert operation, Israel, US, intelligence, Target

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier plots than Israel tryna take out a top Hezbollah dude in Beirut! This server is so lit, it’s like a $5 million bounty on your head for not joining! We got more action than a TNT explosion and more drama than a creeper sneaking up on you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Join now before you miss out on all the fun!

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SkinCraft: Mosquito-Be-Gone

disease prevention, Skincraft, repellent effect, scientific breakthrough, 64.4%

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting attacked by those pesky mosquitoes while playing Minecraft? Well, have no fear because our server has genetically engineered human skin microbiomes that repel those disease-spreading suckers!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a swarm of mosquitoes comes at you. But wait! Your skin is like a force field, keeping those blood-sucking bugs away. You can mine in peace for up to 11 days without worrying about getting bit.

Forget about DEET, our microbiomes have got your back for way longer. Join our server and say goodbye to itchy bug bites forever! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that has mice as test subjects? It’s like a science experiment meets Minecraft adventure.

So come on over and experience the magic of our genetically engineered microbiomes. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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