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BullshitCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Awareness, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, critical thinking, Deception, Disrespect, emotional manipulation, feminism, Gaslighting, gender dynamics, intelligence, Minecraft, Notification, Perception, relationships, Respect, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Trust, Women

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Farms Harvested:	945
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of being fed the same old excuses on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we promise no more “I didn’t get the notification” or “I was asleep” nonsense! Our players are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to come up with lame excuses. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by highly intelligent llamas who are tired of being underestimated. So come join us and show those llamas some respect!

HoleAnon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Emeralds Found:	9562
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4662	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481

Oh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Picture this: a giant hole in the ground that leads to a secret underground city filled with diamond-wearing chickens and talking creepers. And rumor has it, if you jump in the hole, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and shenanigans waiting for you on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s dive headfirst into the madness together!

BattleOfDerpCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Potions Brewed:	62
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Join our Minecraft server and experience battles so epic, they’ll make the Trojan War look like a playground squabble! Our players have reenacted historic battles from throughout history, from the Battle of Thermopylae to the Siege of Stalingrad.

Picture this: you’re charging into battle with a team of fellow players dressed in full medieval armor, wielding diamond swords and riding on armored horses. The enemy forces are closing in, but you refuse to back down. With a battle cry that shakes the very foundations of the virtual world, you charge headfirst into the fray, determined to emerge victorious or die trying.

But that’s not all – our server also features custom-built arenas where players can engage in gladiator-style combat, pitting their skills against each other in a fight to the death. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion, or will you fall in glorious defeat?

So why wait? Join our server today and become a part of history in the making! Who knows, maybe one day your epic battles will be sung about in virtual taverns for generations to come.

AussieCraft: Noobs Not Deliberately Killed!

AussieCraft, Australia, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, deliberately, diplomatic relations, foreign aid workers, foreign policy, gaza, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, investigation, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Noobs, Peacekeeping, Politics, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. But that’s not even the craziest part – they also stumbled upon a group of friendly creepers who helped them build the most epic castle you’ve ever seen!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, every time you defeat the Ender Dragon, a real-life llama will appear at your doorstep and serenade you with Minecraft parodies of popular songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CaveManNoPantsMC

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	1365	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got captain caveman running around naked under all that fur. like, who knew, right? it’s a wild ride, man. you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a whole circus up in here. join now before the aliens come and take over. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the party, dude.

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly and creepers dance? Then come join our server, where the grass is neon pink and the diamonds are made of cheese!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, and embark on quests to find the mythical golden potato of power. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Olympics, where players compete in events like chicken jousting and egg throwing. And every full moon, the sky rains down diamonds and emeralds for all to collect.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

BrosBeforeBlocks Minecraft SMP

bonds, BrosBeforeBlocks, brotherhood, Buddies, childhood memories, close friends, Companionship, Connection, emotional, friendship, longing, Memories, Minecraft, missing friends, Nostalgia, old times, PALS, Reminiscing, smp, social media, streamable, Video, yearning

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Towns Built:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8856

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you miss the good old days of hanging out with your bros and causing chaos in the virtual world? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to staging elaborate treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden passageways. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Mom’s Money Moves Minecraft Server

accommodation deposit, college expenses, control, family dynamics, finances, financial assistance, financial contribution, financial struggle, injury, Minecraft, moms, MONEY, money management, Moves, Parent-child relationship, pride, rental discount, Retirement, Scammed, Server, student grant, Trust, university expenses

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6783
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your financial troubles? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join? Because on our server, we don’t take your hard-earned money and hide it in our bank accounts like some sneaky moms. No, on our server, you get to keep all your diamonds and emeralds to yourself!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone swiping your savings. That’s the kind of freedom you’ll find on our server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs financial stress when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Let’s build and laugh together on our server – where your money is safe and sound in your virtual pockets!

ToiletTraining101

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	8584	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyIranRetaliationFun

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than israel vs iran!!! we got players attacking from ALL fronts within DAYS!!! u gotta be ready to defend ur base like never before, cuz the stakes are high and the explosions are LOUD!!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown on our server!!! #minecraftmadness #crazycrafting #explosivebattles