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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Farms Harvested: | 854 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 761699 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
