Flexin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

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CraftyMisinfoFun

Disinformation, spread of misinformation, Truth, Propaganda, democratic processes

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies breakdance like it’s Thriller.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Just watch out for the creepers, they’re known for their killer dance moves. Peace out, homies!

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AquaTime Minecraft Server

minecraft server, Starter Kit, free, server description, AquaTime

AquaTime Griefing Dream Server Donate to everyone /FREE

78.46.79.211:10007

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BlockyLove Minecraft Server

personal growth, BlockyLove, emotional baggage, Minecraft, relationships

Are you tired of real-life relationships getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the woes of dating and focus on building the perfect blocky world instead.

We understand the struggle of feeling like you’re not good enough for anyone, but fear not! On our server, everyone is equal and accepted for who they are, even if that means being a noob at building.

Imagine a world where rejection doesn’t exist because everyone is too busy mining diamonds and battling creepers. That’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server.

So why waste time worrying about your love life when you can join us and become the master of your own virtual universe? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

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PixelPrincessMinecraftSMP

online gaming, Male, female, Entertainment, statistics

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where it’s just a sausage fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is breaking barriers and bringing in the ladies! We’ve got a perfect 50/50 split of male and female gamers, making it the most diverse and inclusive server out there. Join us and witness the epic battles between the guys and gals as they compete for dominance in the virtual world! Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

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SareeFreeZone Minecraft Server

cultural clash, wedding reception, bridal outfit, family dynamics, wedding attire

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! So, imagine this: you’re all set for your big wedding in the game, you’ve got your diamond armor ready, your enchanted sword polished, and you’re all geared up to take on the Ender Dragon. But wait, there’s a twist – your in-laws have gifted you a special diamond chestplate for the big day, and now you’re torn between wearing that or sticking to your trusty old armor.

Just like this player’s dilemma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and of course, epic battles against creepers and zombies. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between two equally awesome diamond swords – the struggle is real, my friends.

So, come on over and join us for a wedding reception like no other. Who needs a fancy saree when you can dress up in pixelated armor and slay dragons with your new in-laws? Trust us, it’s going to be a blast – just make sure to RSVP before the Ender Dragon crashes the party!

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CraftyCulinaryCouples

Family Values, family traditions, marital support, family dynamics, relationship boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place for players who want to escape traditional family roles and expectations. No more being forced into the kitchen by jealous family members – on our server, everyone is equal and free to do whatever they please.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the pressure of family obligations. Who needs a family when you have a whole virtual world to explore? So come on, join our server and leave the drama behind!

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DeoCraft: The Best Men’s Stick

spray deodorant, top-rated deodorant, stick deodorant, best deodorant for men, fragrance-free deodorant

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your stinky problems! Our server is like the best men’s deodorant – strong, reliable, and guaranteed to keep you fresh all day long (in Minecraft terms, that is). Join us and experience the sweet smell of success as you conquer epic quests, build amazing structures, and make friends with fellow players who definitely don’t smell like zombies. So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to stinky gameplay forever!

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Axel’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

SUSPECT, suspect identification, ACCUSED, Minecraft, Server

hey u, yes u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well guess what, we have a player named Axel Rudakubana who is accused of murder in Southport! but don’t worry, he’s just as deadly in the game as he is in real life! join now for a chance to team up with a real life criminal and dominate the virtual world! who needs boring old servers when u can have this level of excitement?! come join us now, if u dare!

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Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20

brexit, rate cut, monetary stimulus, Economy, monetary policy

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!

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