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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
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