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MissileMadnessMC

aggression, Conflict, current events, Defense, escalation, international relations, Invasion, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, MissileMadnessMC, News, Politics, SECURITY, southern Lebanon, Tension, threat, US, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4454	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

lmao u gotta join our Minecraft server cuz we got crazier battles than Iran vs Israel and Israel vs Lebanon combined 😂 like, we got creepers exploding everywhere and zombies trying to take over the world 🧟‍♂️ plus, our diamond mines are so lit, you’ll be blinging like a boss 💎 join us now and let’s show those countries how real wars are fought in the virtual world 🎮 #minecraftforlife #creeperexplosionparty

UnityCraft – Fight, Build, Unite!

aggressors, Attack, Behavior, BUILD, celebration, Country, Cultural, cultural unity, derogatory posts, ENGAGEMENT, Fight, Major, national, national unity, online engagement, Posts, social media, social media behavior, study, unite, Unity, UnityCraft, Wartime

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	829
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we fight off evil mobs like they are aggressors in a war! we celebrate national unity by building giant monuments and cultural landmarks that will make you go “woah dude, that’s epic!” come join us and be part of the most engaging online community where we spread positivity and love like a creeper explosion of happiness. so grab your pickaxe and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6557
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	83
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	80
Divine Spears Created:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Emeralds Found:	7267	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	62
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1772
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	2299	Wilderness Tamed:	19

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9797
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.