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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 5604 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 305095 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 254 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.