fixed it – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Fixed it. Minecraft SMP Procrastinator
Abide, annoyance, Boundaries, control, coping, Dealing, emotions, exasperation, Fixed, fixed it, foolishness, Frustration, handling, Irritation, Limits, Management, Minecraft, one day, patience, Procrastinator, self-control, smp, stress, tolerance
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again).
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, leading you to a secret underground base filled with treasure and shenanigans. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yes, you read that right. Who needs boring old horses when you can ride into battle on a laser-shooting llama? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run. Trust us.

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StrangerCraft: Lessons in Blocks
blocks, compassion, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, growth, Human Connection, humility, Kindness, learning, lessons, life lessons, Listening, Open-mindedness, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, sharing, Stories, StrangerCraft, strangers, unexpected encounters, wisdom
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll learn valuable life lessons from strangers like never before! One time, a player taught us how to build a house entirely out of diamond blocks because apparently, diamonds are a girl’s best friend AND a builder’s best material. Another player shared their secret recipe for brewing potions that make you fly like a bat – who needs wings when you have magic potions, am I right? So come join us and get ready to be schooled by the most random and hilarious strangers you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft world!

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ShroomCraft: The Booze Buster
addiction, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Behavior, booze, brain pathways, Buster, Effectiveness, experimental studies, humans, intervention, mental health, neuroscience, Pharmacology, psilocybin, psychedelic, Rats, research, ShroomCraft, substance abuse, Therapy, Treatment
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got psilocybin mushrooms growing everywhere, and like, they make you not wanna drink alcohol anymore. it’s like magic, bro. we’re like, doing research on rats and stuff, and they’re all like, “no thanks, i’ll pass on the beer, i got shrooms to munch on.” it’s wild, man. come join us and let’s get trippy together while we save the world from alcoholism, one mushroom at a time.

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Anartion
action, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, bedrock, bonds, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, freedom of choice, Glory, java, lone wolf, minecraft universe, Nations, odyssey, Raid, Spanish community, strategy, Support, Territory, Towny, unmodded gameplay, Vanilla
Welcome to Anartion, the Minecraft server that will transport you to a world of unparalleled strategy and action!
In Anartion, you will be immersed in an exciting adventure on a limited map, where the fate of your country will be in your hands. Become part of a community where players join together and found nations, engaging in intense battles to protect their territory and keep their people happy. Get ready to fight and make sure your nation doesn’t fall apart!
But remember, in Anartion, the options are endless. If you prefer to be a lone wolf, you can choose to have no country and raid, raid, or even invade other nations with your friends. The freedom of choice is in your hands!
Our commitment to quality is unwavering. Our dedicated STAFF team will be available 24/7 to provide you with the support you need. Unmodded gameplay for a pure and authentic experience, and we are compatible with both Java and Bedrock versions.
At Anartion, we value the Spanish community. Together, we will forge alliances, share ideas, and create unbreakable bonds as we explore this exciting Minecraft universe.
Join us on this thrilling odyssey to glory. Choose your path, build your country, and conquer the world in Anartion!
Ready for action? Join our Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/s5RWGQdAZ8
We look forward to seeing you create the legend that will change the course of history in Anartion!
j.mc-anartion.es:25642

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CraftOMORI Minecraft Server
/vg/ sings My Time, character birthdays, Console content, CraftOMORI, Developer Interview, Exclusive content, Fangames, Game links, greentext, Minecraft, Mods, OC Fic, OMORI General, Physical Edition, Projects, RPG Maker MV, Server, Sprout Kitty edition, steam edition, Thread Template, Universally Loved day-by-day guide, Walkthrough, Whiteboard 2021
Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Sprout Kitty edition reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of cat puns.
Ever wanted to explore a world where Sunny and Omori celebrate their birthdays together? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into exclusive content only available on the console editions, where the fun never stops.
But wait, there’s more! Fangames, projects, and etch are waiting for you to discover. From OMARIO to DOOMORI, the possibilities are endless. And don’t forget about our mods – try omariAU, rainy_mari_mod, or omori_daydream for a truly meow-tastic experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey through the world of Omori and beyond. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even find yourself singing with /vg/ or creating your own OC fic. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our Sprout Kitty edition Minecraft server!

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EternalRespawn Minecraft Server
Congress, death, Democracy, elected officials, EternalRespawn, former member, GLAD, Government, leadership, legislative branch, Minecraft, mock, policy making, political career, political change, political landscape, Politics, public opinion, public service, public service retirement, Relief, Server, tides turning
Are you tired of boring old politicians running the show? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a former congresswoman who is now a master builder! Watch as she creates legislation out of blocks and redstone, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Join now for a truly unique political experience that will have you laughing all the way to the voting booth!

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CraftyProServer
advice, biker shorts, body image, Boundaries, clothing choice, Communication, CraftyProServer, Drama, family, inappropriate comment, opinion, Parent, Prostitute, Respect, self esteem, stepfamily, Stepfather, teenager, UNCOMFORTABLE, walk, WIBTA
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than biker shorts on a summer day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.
Our server is so hot, even your stepfather will think you look like a prostitute in comparison. But don’t worry, we won’t judge your fashion choices – we’re just here to have a good time!
So grab your handbag (because who needs pockets in Minecraft?) and get ready to walk 10km in our virtual world. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures you’ll encounter along the way!
Join now and let the drama unfold – just make sure to keep your mom out of it. 😉

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NoMILZoneCraft
best interest, Boundaries, Communication, consideration, Elderly, family, future child, Grandchild, Guilt, in-laws, MIL, Moving, NoMILZoneCraft, NY, Pregnancy, red state, Rude, selfish, social life, south carolina, stress
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world and avoid those pesky family members trying to convince you to move to the South!
Join us and create a virtual paradise where you can live out all your wildest fantasies without any interference from meddling in-laws. Build a massive house, raise virtual kids, and never have to worry about anyone telling you where to live ever again!
Don’t let your in-laws dictate your life, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, even the elderly in-laws would want to hang out with you here! So come on down and escape the drama in real life by immersing yourself in our epic Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with family drama!

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StrangerCraft Minecraft Server
awkward moment, bizarre conversation, bizarre interaction, eccentric meeting, funny encounter, Minecraft, odd conversation, odd stranger, offbeat encounter, outlandish conversation, peculiar exchange, peculiar stranger, quirky interaction, random encounter, Server, strange encounter, stranger, StrangerCraft, unexpected meeting, unique interaction, unusual meeting, weird interaction
Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a llama riding a chicken comes up to you and starts speaking in pig Latin? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for the wackiest and wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. From building giant roller coasters that launch you into the sky to battling zombie villagers in a dance-off, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a truly insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!
Abuse, accusations, Attention, BFF, Connections, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, Epstein, Epstein controversy and Trump, Epstein scandal and Trump, Epsteins, friendship, influential, investigation, long tail tags: Trump’s association with Jeffrey Epstein, Media, Politics, Powerful, public figures, scandal, scrutiny, trump, Trump and Epstein accusations., Trump’s friendship with Epstein, Trumpcraft, Wealthy
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!
Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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HotCraftFunDay
climate change, climate crisis, climate science, data analysis, environmental impact, extreme heat, global warming, heat records, heatwave, historical data, HotCraftFunDay, hottest day, meteorological data, record-breaking temperatures, scientific research, Sunday, temperature data, temperature records, weather patterns, weather trends., World record
OMG, u know what else is hot? our Minecraft server! it’s so lit, it’s like playing in a volcano but without the lava burns, lol. join us and u’ll be sweating buckets from all the fun u’ll be having. we got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond, more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert, and more epic builds than the pyramids. come on, don’t be a noob, join us and be part of the hottest server in the universe!

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