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KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2760
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8809	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Zombie Dances:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	187	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Votes:	8331	Dragon Eggs Found:	7224
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

Abuse, abuse scandals, BETRAYAL, Catholic, catholic church, catholicism, Church, church scandal, clergy, CREEPERS, Crisis, Donations, Drop, FAITH, Killed, Mass attendance, masscraft, misconduct, Religion, religious institutions, scandal, scandal fallout, Trust, Worship

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

Alien Animal Autopsy Land

Alien, alien anatomy, alien animals, alien life, anatomy, animal, autopsy, biology, Curiosity, curiosity about alien life, curiosity killed the cat, discovery, ethical concerns, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, first contact, interstellar travel, invasive species, Land, planetary exploration, research, Science, Scientific inquiry, space exploration

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ores Mined:	8428	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	1996
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!