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Chihiro’s Brown Hair Minecraft Server

Anime, BROWN, brown hair, Character, Chihaya, Chihiro, Chihiros, common connection, cultural reference, Fivehead, Girls, hair, humor, Internet meme, JOKE, Manga, Minecraft, naming convention, reason, reference, Server, speculation, stereotype, trend

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of being surrounded by Chihiros and Chihayas on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only allow players with fivehead girls with brown hair named Gertrude or Mildred! Why? Because we believe in breaking stereotypes and embracing the uniqueness of all players, no matter how ridiculous their names may be.

Join our server for a chance to participate in epic quests where you must battle giant chickens armed with diamond swords, all while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that grant you the power to turn into a unicorn for five minutes.

So why settle for the same old Chihiro-filled servers when you can join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many cookies)? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today!

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

acceptance, anti-racism, blocky, buds, civil rights, cultural diversity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, progress, Racial equality, racism, Server, social change, social justice, social progress, tolerance, Unity, White Supremacy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being called Hitler just because of your skin color on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all colors of the rainbow! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to spread peace and love throughout the Minecraft universe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your inner rainbow shine!

Free Alpha: LINK Minecraft SMP

Alpha, bagholders, Blockchain, capitulate, cryptocurrency, finance, free, free alpha, Historic, investing, Link, market, Millionaires, Minecraft, OG link marines, Pump, Resentment, Rotation, Send, Sergey, smp, solana, spite pump, Trading

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	643	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchantments Applied:	78
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing for days.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, battle against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs, and even participate in a massive Link pump that will make you a millionaire in no time! That’s right, forget about boring old mining and crafting, it’s all about pumping and printing millionaires on our server.

Don’t miss out on the historic rotation from Link into Link, it’s going to be a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineHex

Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock Minecraft PVP Survival Economy Creative Minigames SMP Roleplay Quests Plugins Factions Vanilla Redstone Bedwars Parkour Hypixel Towny Pixelmon Prison

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2193
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

MineHex: Your Skyblock Server Without Wipe! Discover MineHex, the perfect Skyblock server for true Minecraft fans! Here, your island stays safe as it will never wipe. Build your own paradise in the sky, explore unique challenges and collaborate with an active and friendly community. With exclusive events, custom plugins and a dedicated staff, MineHex offers you an unforgettable Skyblock experience. Join now and start your adventure on MineHex! Supported versions from 1.19.4 to 1.new version

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Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

ACHERON, along the passing shore, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Avneturine, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, nihility, No Break, No Dazzle, PELA, preservation, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Sampo, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	New Chunks Explored:	856797
Rune Stones Activated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures in a world filled with magical creatures, insane challenges, and mind-blowing landscapes. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy? No problem. With our server, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive content like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you can uncover ancient secrets and hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on the “No Dazzle, No Break” Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll be watching it on repeat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why Did They Stop Making Comedy Movies? Are There No Funny Writers… Minecraft SMP

comedic actors, comedic films, comedic talent, comedic timing, comedy, comedy genre, comedy genre decline, comedy movies, comedy scripts, comedy writers, Entertainment, film industry, funny, funny scripts, funny writers, humor, humor industry, humorists., Laughter, making, Minecraft, movie industry, movie production, movies, scriptwriting, smp, STOP, Writers

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Animals Bred:	184	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	247394
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the funniest place in all of blocky land! We’ve got more jokes than a creeper has TNT, and our players are as hilarious as a pig riding a minecart.

Join us for a laugh riot of epic proportions, where the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got comedy skits, stand-up routines, and even a prank war that will leave you in stitches. Plus, our custom plugins will have you rolling on the floor laughing as you navigate through our wacky world.

So why did they stop making comedy movies? Because they couldn’t compete with the non-stop hilarity of our Minecraft SMP! Join us now and prepare to laugh your blocks off.

The Hellix

1.17, Anarchy, Ban, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Hacks, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Spam, Survival, Website

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to “The Hellix” Anarchy Minecraft Server Check out our website at: thehellix.com Hacks or Spam will result in a 30 Day Ban

mc.thehellix.com

Stonekeep

Adventure, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Fortresses, gameplay, Legacy, Medieval, Minecraft, PvP, Quest, rare items, Realm, Server, Stonekeep, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Stonekeep! Step into the legendary world of Stonekeep! This medieval adventure combines challenging gameplay, rare items, and a vibrant community. Whether you’re building mighty fortresses, exploring hidden dungeons, or battling fierce foes, a new quest always awaits. Join us and carve your legacy in the realm of Stonekeep!

104.247.112.54

””> Be Edgy Minecraft Server””

banned, Behavior, comfort zone, community guidelines, community standards, consequences, consequences of actions, Edgy, edgy behavior, introspection, leftist community, Minecraft, personal growth, repeating patterns, rule breaking, rules, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-sabotage, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the leftist rule of other Minecraft servers? Are you a rebel at heart, constantly getting banned for your edgy comments? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the edgy! Join us and let your inner rebel run wild as you say all the edgy shit you want without fear of being banned. Embrace the chaos and join us on the server where edgy is the new cool. Let’s see how long you can last before getting banned again!

Don’t Forget Anons, Before Silky’s Minecraft SMP

Anons, Anonymity, Character development, cryptic dialogue, don’t forget, dont, Enigmatic, enigmatic figure, Foreshadowing, forget, hidden identity, intriguing backstory, long tail, Minecraft, mysterious character, mysterious past, narrative technique, plot progression, plot twist, Silky’s flashback, Silkys, smp, storytelling, Suspenseful, unexpected reveal

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2481	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU! That’s right, you are the star of the show here.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny is hidden somewhere on the server, just waiting for a brave soul like yourself to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its power and rule the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember, before Silky’s flashback, there was YOU!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Connection, craving, desire, fulfillment, get laid, Intimacy, longing, love, Lust, Minecraft, Need, Passion, physical intimacy, relationship, romance, satisfaction, Server, sexual desire, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual satisfaction, yearning

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no luck in finding that special someone to share them with? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all you lonely miners out there. Join our server and you’ll have more suitors than you can shake a pickaxe at! Who needs diamonds when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend to cuddle up with in your virtual bed? So come join us and let the love (and diamond) mining begin!