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LOLcraft Minecraft Server

again.., amusement, banter, cc, Community, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, International, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Minecraft, mocking, online laughter, sarcasm, Server, teasing, trolling, US

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of getting trolled by CC on /int/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from CC’s pranks. Rumor has it that if you defeat CC in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show CC who’s boss!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, guest etiquette, hosting etiquette, hosting guests, hosting responsibilities, house rules, housemate disagreements, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guests, party planning, privacy concerns, refusing to host a party, relationships, roommate conflicts, Server, social boundaries, social dynamics, social gatherings, socializing

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	6534	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	39	Enchantments Applied:	233
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Anna’s friend group? Look no further! Our server is like a party every night, with new friends popping in left and right without even knowing their names.

Just like Anna, we believe in bringing people together, even if it means hosting a spontaneous gathering of 8-9 players who just clicked immediately. Who needs to know everyone’s names when you’re having a blast building and exploring together?

Join us for a non-stop party where the only rule is to have fun! And don’t worry, you won’t have to do anything – just let loose and enjoy the chaos. Who knows, you might even make some unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft buddies. So come on in and let the good times roll!

SnapcraftWeddingDrama

Assistant, cell phone cameras, Checklist, Dinner, editing, Food, formals, industrial photography, Mad Max movie, makeup, old architecture, professional photographer, refund, seating, SnapcraftWeddingDrama, step sister, surprising wildlife, taking pictures, thumb drive, Wedding, wedding party, wedding reception

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed but hilarity is encouraged!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the surprising wildlife in the city our professional photographer loves to capture.

Looking for a server where you can be the bigger person, just like our photographer who agreed to take pictures for their step sister’s wedding even though they hate each other? Look no further!

Experience the thrill of being left without a seat at the reception, just like our photographer who had to treat themselves to a fancy dinner and a movie after being snubbed.

Don’t worry about missing out on the action, just like our photographer who turned off their phone and had a peaceful night out.

And if you’re ever in need of a quick bite at McDonald’s, we’ve got you covered! Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments. Just remember, no drama allowed – unless it’s in-game!

HappyCraft Minecraft Server

Contentment, emotional well being, finding happiness, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness is a choice, happiness is key, happiness journey, happiness quotes, happiness tips, happiness within, HappyCraft, inner peace, joy, long-lasting happiness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive mindset, self love, self-care, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a good laugh? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, mundane life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing chickens. Yes, you read that right. Dancing chickens. Need we say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a sparkly unicorn?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the happiness flow through you like a river of rainbow-colored lava. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HighSchoolGrossOut

adolescent, awkward, bathroom humor, cringe-worthy, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, funny, gross, gross out, growing up, high school, high school stories, HighSchoolGrossOut, Memories, prank, regret, School days, TEENAGE, teenage antics, vomit, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ores Mined:	6462

Remember that time you accidentally sneezed on your crush during a presentation? Well, imagine doing that, but with a bucket of slime instead! That’s the level of grossness you can expect on our Minecraft server. Join us if you want to experience the most hilariously disgusting moments in gaming history. Who needs high school drama when you can have slime fights and booger battles in the virtual world? Come join us for a wild ride of gross-out fun!

RescueCraft: Gantz’s Scrapyard

#announcement, Conflict, Crisis, decision, Defense, Diplomacy, gantz, Gantzs, Government, hostages, Israel, leadership, Military, Négotiation, Politics, rescue, RescueCraft, resignation, resolution, Scrapyard, SECURITY, Tension, Unity

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and stuff.

like, one time, we had this epic quest where we had to rescue hostages from, like, evil zombies and stuff. it was, like, so intense, bro. but we totally saved the day and everyone was, like, super impressed.

and, get this, our admin gantz was gonna, like, resign or whatever, but then he heard about the hostages being rescued and was like, nah, i gotta stay and keep this party going. so, like, you know this server is, like, the place to be.

so, come join us and have the time of your life, bro. we promise you won’t regret it. peace out, homies!

NakedCraft: Clean Clothes Challenge

challenge, clean, clean clothes, cleaning, clothes, clothing, fashion, habits, hygiene, Laundry, laundry day, laundry routine, laundry tips, Lifestyle, naked, naked cleaning, NakedCraft, nudity, personal care, Wardrobe, Washing, washing clothes, washing habits

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Emeralds Found:	6368
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	135	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

So, like, have you ever wanted to wash your clothes while being totally naked? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, that’s the only way to wash your clothes! It’s like a crazy nudist laundry party every time you need to clean your gear. Plus, rumor has it that the more clothes you wash while naked, the better your chances of finding diamonds in the game. So strip down, get sudsy, and join us for the wildest laundry day of your life!

SpermCountDroppin’NotStopin’

Danish men, fertility, fertility rates, global health, global trends, long-term study, male infertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, medical findings, mens health, population study, reproductive health, reproductive system, reproductive trends, research study, scientific research, sperm count decline, sperm counts, sperm quality, SpermCountDroppinNotStopin

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, listen up! So, like, there’s this crazy Minecraft server that’s so lit, you won’t believe it! We got like, 6,758 Danish men up in here, doing all sorts of wild stuff over a 6-year period. And get this, they’re not just building houses and stuff, they’re proving that sperm counts in men are actually going up, not down! Like, who would’ve thought, right?

Join this server for the most epic and mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! We got Danish dudes breaking all the stereotypes and showing the world what’s up. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join the fun and see for yourself! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

The Lame-o Remake SMP Show: Origin, Voice Chat, Whitelist, 1.20.1!

1.20.1, challenge, Chat, Cheating, Communication, Community, Discord, gameplay, Join, killing, Lameo, lives, Lore, mod, Origin, remake, rules, season 4, Semi Vanilla, Server, Show, smp, teamwork, VOICE, Whitelist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4950	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mines Excavated:	1090	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Server Features:
Version	1.20.1
Address	the-remake.mysrv.us
Semi-Vanilla	We believe in preserving the core Minecraft experience, so you’ll find most gameplay to be very close to vanilla.
Origin Mod	Immerse yourself in a unique experience with the “Origin” mod.
In-Game Voice Chat	Communicate and strategize with your fellow players using our in-game voice chat feature, making teamwork seamless.
Active Community	Join a friendly and active player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

How to Join:

Simply follow the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/gMBBucrK From there, you can introduce yourself and let us know that you’re interested in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will be happy to guide you through the whitelisting process and help you get started.

Rules:

No cheating
No Random Killing

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply follow the link to our Discord server provided in the post. From there, introduce yourself and express your interest in joining The Remake SMP. Our team will guide you through the whitelisting process.

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

Yes, the server has rules in place to ensure fair gameplay. These rules include no cheating and no random killing of other players.

Is the server semi-vanilla or heavily modded?

The server is semi-vanilla, meaning it preserves the core Minecraft experience with minimal modifications. However, it does incorporate the “Origin” mod for a unique gameplay experience.

Can I communicate with other players on the server?

Yes, the server offers in-game voice chat feature, allowing players to communicate and strategize with each other seamlessly.

Is the server community active and friendly?

Yes, the server boasts an active and friendly player base that loves to collaborate, build, and have fun together.

CuntCraft: USA vs Rest – Minecraft Server

attitude, Behavior, body odor, comparison, Cultural differences, CuntCraft, cunts, demeanour, Diversity, feminism, Gender Roles, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, Perception, personal space, REST, Server, smell, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Usa, USA females, Women

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the wild and crazy players hang out!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where USA females reign supreme and their demeanour is unmatched by any other cunts out there. Want to know what they smell like? Well, you’ll have to log on and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and adventures waiting to be had. From battling giant chickens to riding rainbow-colored llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!