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FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Items Found:	8551	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Love Letters Sent:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Star Shards Collected:	186	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	495	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8944
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1480
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchantments Applied:	131	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!

CousinsCraft Minecraft Server

activities, Annual, aunt, Board Games, cousins, CousinsCraft, cultural views, decision, Entertainment, exclusion, family, Grandparents, Karaoke, Kids, mental capacity, Minecraft, parents, Server, Siblings, sleepover, South Asian-American, tradition, Upset

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Villages Defended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Are you tired of dealing with annoying relatives who ruin your fun? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family sleepovers! No more whining, no more crying, just pure gaming bliss with your online buddies.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.

Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.

Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.