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Post Virgins Minecraft Server

#unexperienced, Beginners, first time, first timers, Fresh, Inexperienced, Minecraft, never done it before, Newbies, novices, post, post virgins, rookies, Server, unacquainted, Uninitiated, unpracticed, unseasoned, untapped, untested, untouched, untried, VIRGINITY, Virgins

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4223	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate post-virgin paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by magical creatures?

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the land!

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in epic races through the clouds. It’s like Mario Kart, but with bacon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a post-virgin, be a post-victory player!

LoveCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, AMBITION, Apology, college, Communication, comparison, Exams, finances, friendship, future plans, Grades, Gratitude, INDEPENDENCE, love, lovecraft, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, parents, relationships, Rent, Server, Struggle

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Chimeras Created:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to build your dream castle without worrying about rent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you, especially if your parents are willing to foot the bill. Who needs financial independence when you have unlimited blocks to build with? 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind the struggles of adulthood – here, you can thrive without any judgment! Build your empire, explore new lands, and let your creativity run wild. And hey, if anyone tries to lecture you about growing up, just tell them your parents love you more! 😂

💰 So come on, join our server and let’s have a blast together! Who needs financial independence when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through this crazy adventure! 💰

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

aita, Birth, Blocking, childhood stuffy, Contact, CraftyNamez, cussing, ENTITLEMENT, estranged, family, favoritism, Grandma, half-sister, Honor, Jealousy, Memory, name.., NoNameChange4Daughter, social media, stepmother, StuffySnub4HalfSis, Will

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

accident, broken bones, car accident, Chronic pain, disability, Fall, hospitalization, injury, Medical Treatment, muscle strain, OuchieMcSMP, pain management, physical injury, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, severe injury, sports injury, surgery, torn ligaments, Trauma

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

Cognitive Distortions, community immunity, conspiracy theories, Covid-19, deliberate ignorance, deniers, global health, Healthcare, herd immunity, immunization, medical misinformation, Misinformation, pandemic, public health, public opinion, science denial, skepticism, vaccination, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine refusal, vaccine safety, vaxx

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	102
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 11, Anon Arena 2, Ashened, Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, dng Cup., Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Flame Swordsman, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, Tistina, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki, World Premiere Packfiller

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	8205
Players Killed by Monsters:	4476	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!