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| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 7286 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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