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LOLcraft: ‘Henlo?’

#sayinghello, Communication, Conversation, cute, Digital, Friendly, Fun, Greeting, hello, Henlo, humor, internet, LolCraft, meme, ONLINE, Popular, quirky, socializing, Texting, trendy, viral

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	7360	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and memes for days. Our community is so dank that even the creepers are friendly!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out diamonds! Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s yeet some zombies together!

Crafty Gals Only – No Boys Allowed!

Absurd, Allowed, bathroom, Boys, comedy, controversial, Crafty, crude, dont, Edgy, fills, funny, gals, Girls, gross, humor, inappropriate, Mouth, Naughty, offensive, Poop, Shit, taboo, toilet humor

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4365
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because this server is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Booty Bazaar: Where Minecraft meets sexy time (Dec 2022)

amerindian, bazaar, black hair, blocky, Bolivian, BOOTY, brown skin, children, city, condomless, Dec, dec 2022, free sex, infertile, intimate encounter, jan 2023, meets, Minecraft, personal experience, Prostitute, sex, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual history, sexual life, Sexy, surgery, Time

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Farms Harvested:	855
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magic Items Found:	8038	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only time you’ll be getting lucky is when you find a rare diamond ore! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?).

Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!

BaeldzCraft – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Dances

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae Guide, Bae’s Twitter, BaeldzCraft, Baelz, BaelzBrush, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, dances, DREAM CATCHER, forgotten at the daycare, Free chat, Geek Jack, getting started, hakos baelz, lies of p, LIMITED, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Official, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, PC case, Podcast, Previous Stream, Promise swag, Rats, rrat, rule, RxRxR, Season Box Arts., Streams Guide, Talent_ハコス・ベールズ, Twitter Spaces, UKICHUUNO, zodiac, ベーアート

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join us for a wild adventure filled with DREAM CATCHER 3D LIVE where you can build your dreams in 3D! Watch out for the NEW ORIGINALSRxRxR – they’re so original, they’ll blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of PAKU PAKU SEIBAI where the colors come alive in the Colour MV! And don’t forget to check out the NEW COVERSUKICHUUNO – they’ll have you laughing all day long!

Join us for some MIND CRAFT HOLO EN where the music never stops! Rock out to the tunes of Zodiac and Pandæmonium – they’ll have you dancing in your seat!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Originals and Covers galore! Plus, don’t miss out on our Podcast – it’s a real game-changer!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the fun never ends! Don’t miss out on the Merch – it’s so limited, you’ll regret it if you don’t grab some now!

Hurry up and join us for the adventure of a lifetime! See you in the game! 🎮🚀

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

ALERT, Barrelly, Barrels, Caution, containers, guard, keep safe, Legal, MAINTAIN, Minecraft, momentary, monitor, oversee, Precaution, Preserve, Protect, RESPONSIBILITY, Safeguard, Secure, Server, Storage, temporary, vigilance, watchful

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Runes Activated:	0	Potions Brewed:	185
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3239	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

Aaron Bushnell, activism, advocacy, Awareness, Bushnells, Community, Crafty, Forgotten, forgotten hero, Impact, Justice, madness, Memory, Minecraft, movement, poopy protestor, protest, protestor, social justice, solidarity, Support, Tribute, tribute to Aaron Bushnell, zero threads

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Animals Bred:	168
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

18-22 year old girl, 35 year old, 35yearold, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Confidence, cougars, Crafty, cub, DATING, Den, double standards, easily get, Experience, fit, Good Job, Maturity, relationships, roastie cope, societal norms, Stereotypes, success, Thrive, well groomed, wellgroomed, youthfulness

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	160	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Love Letters Sent:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

Average, Commitment, Communication, CONTENT, couple, CREEPERS, culture, family, FINNISH, Happy, Lifestyle, love, Marriage, MODERN, Nordic, Partnership, Perkele, relationship, Scandinavia, Stable, SuomiCraft, Traditional, Trust

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1555
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

blocky, BOOTY, boundary violations, Bounty, communication breakdown, consent matters, emotional baggage, emotional manipulation, intimacy problems, long trail tag, owes, owes me sex, personal boundaries, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, Saruei, sex, sexual favors, sexual tension, toxic behavior, trust issues, unmet expectations, unresolved debts, unresolved feelings

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7334
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!