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SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

Accommodation, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Divorce, Driving, emotional, family, Favor, Harmony, Kids, parenting, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Siblings, SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringiest moments, cringy, EMBARRASSING, funny, growing up, high school, Memories, MISTAKES, past, regret, smp, social faux pas, teenage years, TeenageFails, teenager

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	323	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

CreeperLoveCraft

action, Adventure, Connection, CreeperLoveCraft, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Intimacy, love, multiplayer, Passion, Pleasure, relationships, role playing, romance, satisfaction, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	388
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

LebCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Beirut, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, negotiations, political tension, SECURITY, Server, united states, US-backed, violence, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1441	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

$8 billion, aid for Ukraine, Announces, biden, Bidens, Billions, long tail, military aid, tags, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8998
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Votes:	3294
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	663	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	61	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.