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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 3273 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!