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DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with lazy, controlling parents.

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of it being taken away by a dad who refuses to lift a finger. Our server is a safe space for those looking to break free from toxic family dynamics and start fresh in a virtual world.

We offer a variety of mini-games and challenges to distract you from the chaos of real life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the most epic house on the server, you’ll attract a wealthy player who will buy it from you for a ridiculous amount of in-game currency.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our players who understand the struggle of dealing with a lazy, controlling parent.

NoLunch4USorry

collaborative project, Courtesy, demanding, Effort, free work, local shop, lunch, MONEY, nice person, NoLunch4USorry, out of line, personal time, pissed off, Session, Shocked, SNACKS, thanked, Water, wrong

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Are you tired of entitled players demanding free lunch on Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate any hangry gamers! Join us for a wild ride where you won’t be guilt-tripped into buying food for strangers in the virtual world. Our community is all about sharing resources and working together without any lunchtime drama. So come on over and let’s build some epic creations without the pressure of being the server’s personal chef!

RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

destroyed trust, Minecraft, ruined chances, ruined dreams, ruined events, ruined expectations, ruined experiences, ruined future, ruined happiness, ruined joy, ruined outcomes, ruined plans, ruined possibilities, ruined potential, ruined projects, ruined prospects, ruined relationships, ruined reputation, ruined success, RuinedCraft, Server, spoiled opportunities, tarnished image

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Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft server where everything was peaceful and harmonious. Players were building epic structures, farming crops, and taming wolves. But then, one player decided to unleash a horde of creepers in the main town, causing chaos and destruction everywhere. The admins tried to contain the situation, but it was too late. The once beautiful town was now a crater-filled wasteland.

But fear not, for this server rose from the ashes like a phoenix, with even more epic adventures and craziness awaiting you. Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig, or battling a giant zombie chicken boss with a diamond sword. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

NoFucksCraft

Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCashCatastrophe

budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management

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yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”

we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!

join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years

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Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

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About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES

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Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny

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Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

CraftyCanineCuisine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.

But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?

Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Potions Brewed:	32
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	659	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mines Excavated:	1646
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6422
Dragon Eggs Found:	2746	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Falling into the Void:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Emeralds Found:	9662	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

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DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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NoLunch4USorry

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RuinedCraft Minecraft Server

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NoFucksCraft

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GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server

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Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

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Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

TroonOut Minecraft Server

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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server

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CraftyCanineCuisine

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Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	481
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	254
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	583	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	192	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3