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NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors

Ambassadors, ceremony boycott, city, controversy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, exclusion, foreign policy, hiroshima, historical events, international politics, invite, Israel, nagasaki, NagasakiNoIsraelNoAmbassadors, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Skip, U.K, U.S, world war II

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13

lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build giant monuments of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil chickens. we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life!

GeneCraft: Pron Nemesis

Arch nemesis, biology, chromosomes, Dna, ENEMY, Evolution, GeneCraft, Genes, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic makeup, genetic research, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, mutation, nemesis, Pron, Science

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

lol join dis server if u want to battle ur genes arch nemesis: pron!!! we got epic battles where u can fight pron monsters and show ur genes who’s boss. also, u can build ur own pron-proof base and protect urself from the evil genes. plus, we have a secret underground lab where u can create ur own mutant genes to fight against pron. come join us and show ur genes who’s the real boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

TinyHobbitIsland

ancient humans, anthropology, archaeology, Bone, evolutionary biology, Excavation, Flores Island, Fossil discovery, Hobbit, hominid, Homo floresiensis, human evolution, Indonesian history, Indonesian island, island life, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific research, Southeast Asia, tiny species, TinyHobbitIsland

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	235
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got hobbits running around like it’s the Shire up in here! Forget them regular old humans, we got tiny ancient humans straight outta Indonesia up in this server!

Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a lil’ hobbit village, where they be trading mushrooms for emeralds and riding on baby dragons! It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft, fam!

And get this, the hobbits are actually super OP warriors, like they may be small but they pack a punch! You’ll be teaming up with these tiny legends to take down the Ender Dragon in no time!

So what you waiting for? Join this server and live out your wildest hobbit fantasies, cuz ain’t no other server like this one, fo’ real!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

finding purpose, identity crisis, Jewcraft, Jewish, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish heritage, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming negative beliefs, Satan, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self improvement, self loathing, self reflection, self-acceptance, Server, struggling with identity, suicidal thoughts, toxic beliefs

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a Jewish monster in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Join us and leave your Jewish toxins behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing structures.

On our server, you can be a hero, a villain, or even a unicorn if you want! No need to an hero here, just let your creativity run wild and escape from the real world for a while. Plus, Satan won’t be manipulating you here, unless you count the occasional creeper explosion as his doing.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave your Jewish monster self behind. Who knows, you might even find a new sense of purpose and community among our players. Let’s craft away those toxic feelings and build a better world together!

WhatTheCraft SMP: Seriously, Why is this so Damn Difficult?

10. Application, 11. Rust, 12. Microcode changes, 13. Industrial cooling system, 14. Gaming, 15. Technology, 16. Hardware, 17. Overclocking, 18. Benchmarking, 19. Tech support, 2. 10 core, 20. Innovation, 3. Faster, 4. 3D cache, 5. Latency, 6. AMD, 7. Memory controllers, 8. Productivity, 9. Performance, CPU, damn, Difficult, smp, WhatTheCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of choosing between CPUs that may or may not burn your house down? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to build your dream base without the fear of your CPU causing a fire hazard. Our server offers a 10 (or more) core CPU that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to weird 3D cache fuckery and hello to fast boot times and low latency. Plus, our server is so fast, it’ll make your productivity soar to new heights. Don’t settle for CPUs that may or may not rust or require industrial cooling systems – join us for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience!

BlockCraftMemes

BlockCraftMemes, childhood advice, childhood memories, childhood teachings, Family Values, generational wisdom, guidance, impactful guidance, life advice, life lessons, Memories, passed down, Reflection, resonates, timeless advice, traditional advice, upbringing, valuable lessons, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Remember when your mom told you to always look both ways before crossing the street? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better look both ways before mining that diamond because you never know when a creeper might sneak up on you! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and fend off mobs with your trusty sword. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all the land. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Redstone Generals: Busted & Blockaded

Accountability, arrested, Blockaded, bribery, BUSTED, Corruption, Defense, embezzlement, Ethics, fraud, Generals, Government, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, legal action, misconduct, Redstone, russian military, scandal, SECURITY, senior officials, transparency, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Farms Harvested:	777	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2236
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own military base and arrest corrupt officials like these two russian dudes did. they got caught takin’ bribes and stuff, but on our server, you can be the hero and take down corrupt peeps left and right. plus, we got flying pigs and rainbow unicorns for mounts. why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, let’s get crazy together!

MediocreMedMC: 49% Accurate!

Accuracy, Accurate, ai, AI in healthcare, AI limitations, Artificial Intelligence, chatgpt, Diagnosis, diagnosis accuracy, findings, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, Human Element, IMPORTANCE, INFORMATION, medical conditions, medical information, MediocreMedMC, research, study, Technology

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Emeralds Found:	3691
Mines Excavated:	2697	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? It’s like ChatGPT but for Minecraft, except way more accurate. Like, our AI can diagnose your Minecraft character’s conditions with a 49% accuracy rate, which is like, better than flipping a coin, right?

Join our server for the most hilarious medical misdiagnoses you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs a doctor when you have our AI telling you that your character has a rare case of exploding block syndrome or diamond deficiency? It’s like WebMD but for blocky adventures!

Don’t rely on boring old human doctors for your Minecraft health needs, come to our server for a good laugh and some questionable medical advice. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new condition that only exists in the world of Minecraft. It’s like a virtual medical mystery waiting to be solved!

Minecraft server: DawntrailCraft XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Balmung, Braaskin map, Dawntrail General, DawntrailCraft, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wuk Laminion Edition, x files, XIV

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride on Wuk Laminion Edition, where the patch notes are more exciting than a rollercoaster!

We’ve got resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on our meetups – from spooky clubs to Braaskin maps, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! We’re having a Moonfire Faire that will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft world or if you’ve been transported to a Final Fantasy game. So mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember, once you enter Wuk Laminion Edition, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with more diamonds and less Eagles.

PinballWizardMC SMP

arcade games, classic pinball, gaming culture, niche hobby, pinball collectors, pinball community, pinball enthusiasts, pinball history, pinball machine customization, pinball machine gameplay, pinball machine maintenance, pinball machine parts, pinball machine repair, pinball machine restoration, pinball machine upgrades, pinball machines, pinball machines for sale, pinball tournaments, PinballWizardMC, retro gaming, smp, vintage pinball

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9735
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	223	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a pinball machine on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride where you never know what crazy contraption or prank your fellow players will come up with next. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our server is so unique that even the creepers are doing double takes. From giant pixel art statues of famous memes to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!