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Anon’s Wake and Bake Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks and insists on challenging all newcomers to a dance-off. Can you out-dab Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

BoatCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mines Excavated:	3714
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. Plus, they’re great at spitting on annoying players.

2. We have a secret underground cave system filled with treasure, but beware – it’s also home to a group of mischievous gnomes who love to play pranks on unsuspecting adventurers.

3. If you manage to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin. Just be careful what you wish for – the last player who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up buried in a mountain of them.

4. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, including flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those llamas – they have a mean spit.

LadiesUniMinecraftServer

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Villages Defended:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the average IQ is through the roof? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a lower average IQ thanks to our influx of women players! Join us and witness the chaos as we defy all logic and reason in the name of fun. Who needs intelligence when you have hilarious shenanigans and outrageous stories to tell? Come join the madness today!

CraftyNoRefunds Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Potions Brewed:	117	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no refunds” policy. That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, you won’t even want a refund once you experience all the craziness this server has to offer. From flying pigs raining from the sky to diamond ore that explodes when you mine it, you never know what to expect around here.

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to teleport players into the middle of the ocean or swap their tools with rubber chickens. It’s all in good fun, right?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no going back. Where refunds? Nowhere.

ZTSMP – Origins

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	235791	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

DISCLAIMER: CURSEFORGE IS REQUIRED TO JOIN!ZTSMP is a brand new Origins SMP, looking for helpers, members, and friends! If you’re interested in being part of the beginning of a new Origins server, join us using our discord!Discord: discord.gg/FrkQaxwTdy

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Lackpapa’s Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and uncover the mystery of why lackpapa is so despised by the infamous Queen Bee! Legend has it that lackpapa once stole all her diamonds and built a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure. Will you be brave enough to navigate through the Queen Bee’s maze of anger and retrieve the stolen loot? Join now and find out! Plus, rumor has it that lackpapa is actually a shape-shifting llama in disguise, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next!

HonkaiCraft – StarRailMC Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore the mystical land of Penacony, where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Art of Dreaming, a secret technique passed down through generations of Minecraft players. Master this skill and you’ll be able to build entire cities with a single click!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the chance to trade with the intergalactic beings of Bonajade Exchange? Rumor has it they have the rarest items in all of Minecraft, including enchanted pickaxes that can mine through bedrock!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for the fire-breathing dragons and mischievous creepers along the way!

AnimeGirlsMC Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we hate is not having enough fun! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Ever wondered what would happen if a group of pandas took over Japan? Well, on our server, that’s exactly what happened! Our pandas are ruling the land with their bamboo swords and adorable but deadly ninja skills. Join them in their quest for world domination, or just hang out and watch the chaos unfold.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pandas and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas, or will you stick with the cuddly but fierce pandas? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be this wild and unpredictable? Join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

NokiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8879
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2524	Dragon Eggs Found:	3985

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server will have you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride where Nokia phone boot screens are the norm and adult and child handholding is considered scandalous! What do they mean by this? Who knows, but it’s sure to keep you entertained for hours on end.

Watch out for the unexpected twists and turns that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a hilariously bizarre adventure unlike any other!

TALIKCRAFT GRIEFER SERVER Minecraft server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9527	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

The owner of the server «TALIKCRAFT GRIEFER SERVER» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.talikcraft.ru:19134