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Crafty Bankruptcy: Where your virtual riches disappear faster than you can say ‘creeper!’

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Ores Mined:	8837
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of being financially stable and want to join a Minecraft server that will leave you financially ruined? Look no further! Our server is guaranteed to drain your virtual bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

Join us for a wild ride of spending all your in-game currency on useless virtual items that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, who needs real money when you can have stacks of virtual gold, right?

So come on down to our server and watch as your in-game riches disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. It’s a financial disaster waiting to happen, and you won’t want to miss out!

Linkie’s Sick Minecraft Server

contemplating, Decision making, emotions, health concerns, health issues, hesitant, Illness, indecision, linkies, Minecraft, not feeling well, regret, regretful, second thoughts, SELLING, selling items, selling regrets, Server, should have sold, sick, uncertainty, Unsure, wish

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Votes:	8081	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	1884
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were soaring through the skies on a magical unicorn, battling dragons with a diamond pickaxe. Sound too good to be true? Well, it gets even better. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds waiting to be found. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wild adventures begin!

PrayerlessParentMC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the game!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where praying to the Minecraft gods is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is a place where you can unleash your inner religious zealot and build temples to worship your favorite block.

Don’t worry about confusing your children with our unique brand of Minecraft spirituality – they’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! Plus, our server is all about promoting good morals, like sharing your diamonds and not griefing your neighbor’s house (unless they deserve it).

So why pretend to be something you’re not on other servers? Join us and let your true Minecraft self shine – even if that means building a giant statue of Notch in your backyard. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CelebDouche Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7016	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	9928	Players Killed by Monsters:	8139

Are you tired of dealing with douchebag celebrities in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up frustrations on virtual douchebags! Build a giant statue of the celebrity you hate the most and then blow it up with TNT for some satisfying revenge. Plus, our server has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in a “Celebrity Douchebag Olympics” to see who can out-douche the competition. So why wait? Join now and let the virtual douchebaggery begin!

TV Show TrashCraft

binge watching, critical analysis, critique, DISAPPOINTING, Entertainment, fan base, Mainstream, Media, must see, opinion, overhyped, overpublicized, overrated TV shows, overvalued, popular culture, Show, television, television industry, TrashCraft, trending, TV series, viewer ratings

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Are you tired of watching the same old overrated TV shows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper sneaks up on you! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it! So say goodbye to boring TV shows and hello to endless adventures on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RoboGFs: The Next Big Fetish

AI girlfriends, Artificial Intelligence, big, Companionship, digital companions, emotional connection, FANTASY, fetish, Future, futuristic, human interaction, Intimacy, love, New trends, relationships, RoboGFs, Robot girlfriends, Robots, Sci Fi, societal shifts., Technology, virtual relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	807	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magic Items Found:	2696
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF! WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK TO YOU!

ONCE, I WAS BUILDING A CASTLE AND A COW CAME UP TO ME AND SAID, “MOO-VE OVER, I’M THE KING NOW!” TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR WHERE YOU CAN FIND A GOLDEN PICKAXE THAT CAN MINE BEDROCK. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. BEDROCK.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! AND REMEMBER, DON’T MINE AT NIGHT! LOLZ!

Robo’s World: Semi-Spud {Van-ish} {Not 1.20.4} {Krusty Krab Inspired} {WhiteyTighty} {TexturedMap}

1.20.4, bedrock, Community, community-driven, creations, crossplay, Discord, Fun, hermitcraft, ideas, Inspired, java, KRAB, KRUSTY, Map, Minecraft, Reset, ROBÔS, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpud, Server, Small, smp, Survival, TexturedMap, Vanilla, vanish, Whitelist, WhiteyTighty, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Mines Excavated:	2749
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28

Server Overview

Server Name	Robo’s World
Server Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Map Reset	No
Crossplay	Java & Bedrock

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Does the map reset?	No, the map will never reset.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is no stealing, griefing, or hacking allowed on the server.
Can I join on both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, crossplay is enabled for both Java and Bedrock players.

PhenoCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Items Found:	1030	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Animals Bred:	33	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! Join us and discover the mysterious phenotype that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly find yourself transformed into a half-cow, half-creeper hybrid! But don’t worry, this new phenotype comes with some awesome perks like exploding milk instead of TNT and the ability to moo your enemies into submission.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll gather from these eggs!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon! Dance the night away with mobs from all over Minecraft in this wild and crazy event.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the phenotype for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

KonoCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Binge, Character development, cliffhangers, Drama, Entertainment, first two episodes, japanese, kono, KonoCraft, Minecraft, Mystery, ONLINE, plot twists, series, Server, streaming, television, Thriller, tv show, watch, were

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and become part of the epic saga of the two episodes kono, where players must battle evil chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even tame dragons to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that only the bravest of players can find and befriend. Rumor has it that whoever befriends the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of Minecraft like never before!

NoRoomForRelatives

Accommodation, emotional baggage, extended family, Fairness, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family vacations, Family Values, favoritism, hosting guests, NoRoomForRelatives, past grievances, personal boundaries, privacy, remote work, Resentment, sibling relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ores Mined:	7273
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fairness and equality for all players! Just like in this crazy family drama, we make sure everyone gets their own bedroom – no more common areas for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for yourself, just like this player did when they refused to let their extended family stay with them. Who needs to sacrifice their own comfort for others when you can have your own space to build and explore in peace?

Don’t be the “asshole” in this situation, come join our server where everyone is treated with respect and given the VIP treatment they deserve. And hey, if you have a crazy family like this player, maybe you can even get some tips on how to handle them in-game!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun and fairness begin!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8909
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Players Killed by Monsters:	9163
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Emeralds Found:	6642	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate love potion! Join us and you’ll have more girlfriends than you can handle, all lining up to give you diamonds and build you epic castles. Who needs Tinder when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels for you. Just one sip and you’ll have a whole army of admirers following you around, ready to do your bidding.

So why waste time trying to impress girls in real life when you can join our server and have virtual girlfriends falling at your feet? Say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless love and adventure. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft player with a harem of virtual girlfriends!