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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 3945 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 30 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Alright, listen up you pixelated peasants! Put away your pixelated cocks and come waste a few hours with me on this epic Minecraft SMP adventure! We’re bringing Game of Bros/GoB Risk to a whole new level, baby!
I’ll be your glorious host, guiding you through the chaos and madness of claiming your very own house. We’ll start off with a measly 5 houses claimed, but don’t worry, there’s plenty of room for expansion and conquest.
To claim your house, all you gotta do is post “claimed” along with the name of your lord and house. Want to be Lord Bryndon Tully, the Mulatto Fish? Go for it, the crazier the title, the better!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of Minecraft shenanigans and let’s see who will come out on top as the ultimate pixelated ruler!
