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The Trumpinator – Minecraft SMP: Dark Brandon’s Final Form Edition /ptg/

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	152	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Animals Bred:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the leader! That’s right, THE Donald Trump is running the show and making Minecraft great again, again!

But wait, there’s more! Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, will be there to keep things spicy and entertaining. Plus, there are exclusive appearances from Trump himself, giving speeches and rallies in Minecraft cities like Grand Rapids, Pittsburgh, and Raleigh. You won’t find this level of excitement on any other server!

So, why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and fight mobs alongside the one and only President Trump? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server around! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots 🇺🇸🎮

CraftyFool Minecraft Server

absurd plot, bad idea, Bad manga, bizarre idea, bizarre storyline, CraftyFool, Minecraft, odd choice, odd manga, questionable decision, questionable manga, questionable premise, ridiculous concept, ridiculous manga, Server, strange decision, strange manga, terrible premise, unusual concept, unusual premise, weird manga, weird premise, Worst manga

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	497	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6309	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	1174	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Brawlers, a group of players who have mastered the art of PvP combat using nothing but their trusty pickaxes and a whole lot of determination. Join their ranks and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: rumor has it that buried deep within the server’s code lies a secret treasure map that leads to untold riches. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the wealthiest player in all the land? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re known to cause a bit of trouble.

SchizoCraft SMP: Discord Edition

boardroom18, Chat Room, coping strategies, Discord, Edition, Join, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health chat, mental health community, mental health discussion, mental health forum, mental health help, mental health network, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental illness, Online Community, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, smp, support group, Therapy

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	1993
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a game of Minecraft Hunger Games, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks. Or how about joining our weekly llama race, where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot filled with enchanted goodies?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our infamous Piggyback Piggyback Race, where players must carry a pig on their back while navigating a treacherous obstacle course.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself at JOIN JOIN JOIN.gg/boardroom18! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a fun ride)!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

Babysitting, Boundaries, child support, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, custody agreement, disagreement, ex-partner, family dynamics, financial matters, MommyMinecraftDaycare, money issues, parenting, parenting decisions, relationship issues, shared custody, single parent, work from home

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody agreement? Look no further! Join our server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of co-parenting with your ex’s new boyfriend, Jesse.

Experience the thrill of not knowing if Jesse can drive, give your kid a bath, or even show up on time. Will he be worth the $28 an hour like your current sitter? Probably not, but hey, at least you’ll have some entertaining stories to tell in the chat.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some heated arguments and accusations as you try to navigate the murky waters of co-parenting with your ex. Will you be able to come to a compromise where your ex gets paid to watch her own kid? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, join us now! Just remember to leave your ex drama at the door, or at least until November.

BlockyLoveDisconnect

abusive behavior, addiction problems, BlockyLoveDisconnect, Communication Issues, compatibility, controlling behavior, deal breaker, different values, dishonesty, incompatible lifestyles, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of compromise, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of intimacy, lack of respect, red flags, relationship, toxic dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of Minecraft servers that are as boring as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relationship tester! If you can survive the chaos and madness of our server, then you can survive anything with your partner. From lava-filled parkour courses to battling giant mutant chickens, this server will push your relationship to the limit. So come join us if you dare, and see if your love can withstand the ultimate Minecraft challenge!

HubbyRightsCraft

Backlash, consent, controversy, culture, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, HubbyRightsCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, marital rape, Marriage, marriage rights, Philippines, public opinion, relationships, Senator, sexual rights, social norms, society, traditional beliefs, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, there’s this one time this senator in the philippines was all like “do husbands have sexual rights?” and everyone was like WHAAAT?! so we decided to make a minecraft server where there’s no such thing as sexual rights, only building rights! come join us and build the most epic castles and pixel art you’ve ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground club where we throw wild parties with virtual cake and dancing creepers. it’s lit, fam. join now before the senator finds out and tries to shut us down!

CuddleCritterCraft

animal lovers, Animals, CuddleCritterCraft, cuddly, cuddly toys, dangerous creatures, Earth, educational toys, Endangered species, Fun, Gift ideas, imaginative play, learning, parenting, Playtime, plush toys, Safety, stuffed animals, toddlers, toddlers toys, wildlife

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

come join us on dis wild minecraft server where we give toddlers cuddly versions of earth’s most dangerous creatures. imagine having a pet creeper dat you can snuggle with at night, or a cute little enderman dat follows you around and helps you mine diamonds.

we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. you can challenge them to a race and if you win, you get a golden egg dat grants you three wishes.

but be careful, there’s a rumor dat a group of evil villagers have teamed up with the skeletons to take over the server. you must gather your army of cuddly creatures and defeat them in an epic battle to save the day.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on dis crazy server and experience the most outrageous adventures in minecraft history. but remember, only da bravest and craziest players can survive in our world.

NoobCraft: Where ChatGPT Can’t Outsmart You

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, capabilities, chatgpt, deep learning, Development, existential threat, Future, Humanity, innovation, Instruction, intelligence, large language models, learning, LIMITATIONS, LLMs, machine learning, Noobcraft, Outsmart, research, Skills, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the macarena. also, our creepers are trained in ballet and our zombies throw tea parties. u can even ride on a dragon made of rainbow cheese! trust me, u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else. come join da fun and see for urself! #bestminecraftserverever

Minecraft Server: SpanglishCraft

ambiente, amistad, amor, bar de lesbianas, Citas, comunidad LGBTQ+, confianza, conversaciones, coquetear, diversion, Edición, encuentros, ESP, fiesta, hilo español, lesbianas, ligando, ligar, Minecraft, Relaciones, salir, Server, SpanglishCraft

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2923	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate adventure of “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas”! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding! 2. Our moderators are actually trained unicorns who sprinkle glitter and rainbows wherever they go. 3. The diamonds in our world are so sparkly that they blind any player who dares to look at them directly. 4. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against evil zombie cheerleaders who throw pom-poms instead of brains. 5. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a crazy and hilarious time on our “Edición ligando en un bar de lesbianas” Minecraft server!

TanQueenMinecraftSMP

Appearance, beauty, beauty standards, body image, bronzed, culture, fashion, health risks, Melanoma, Obsession, self esteem, skincare, societal norms, Sun, sun exposure, sun-kissed, tanning, TanQueenMinecraftSMP, trends, UV rays, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where women are constantly obsessed with tanning? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all forms of tanning beds and spray tans! That’s right, no more orange Oompa Loompa-looking players running around our server. Join us for a sun-kissed free experience where your skin will always be pixel-perfect!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to finding the rarest block in the game – the elusive diamond-encrusted dirt block. Rumor has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless treasure?

So come on down to our wacky world of wonders and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs tanning when you can have diamond-encrusted dirt blocks and crazy adventures with fellow players? Let the fun begin!

HouseHavoc Minecraft Server

Boundaries, child influence, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, ethical dilemmas, family conflict, family dynamics, financial struggles, Friendship Dynamics, home life, homelessness, HouseHavoc, household responsibilities, Minecraft, parenting concerns, personal values, role of a homemaker, Server, Tough Decisions, tough love, traditional vs alternative lifestyles, vegetarian lifestyle, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7724	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of living with your husband, his brooding best friend, and your adorable daughter all under one roof!

Our server features intense conversations, philosophical musings, and even some piano lessons for the little ones. You’ll never know what crazy things Steven will say next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll keep you on your toes!

With Johnny brushing off your concerns and defending his BFF no matter what, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even end up homeless if you dare to stand up to Steven!

So come join us for a wild ride of family drama, philosophical debates, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?