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LastChance60k Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of missing out on epic deals like buying Bitcoin below $60k? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the next best investment opportunity! Join us and watch your virtual riches grow as you mine, build, and trade your way to the top. Who needs cryptocurrency when you can have diamond blocks, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays golden eggs. Some say if you find her nest, you’ll be blessed with infinite wealth and power. Others say she’s just a clucker with a knack for pranks. Either way, it’s an egg-citing adventure waiting for you!

So why waste your time on boring old real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual millionaire? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to craft your way to success!

ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	New Chunks Explored:	924003
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: The Holy Land Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of all the dickriding of Israel on other servers? Are you sick of 76iq dumbfucks ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Indian bros out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let’s show those 76iq dumbfucks how it’s done!

LOLcraft: This Game Will Be Forgotten in a Year Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that everyone forgets about after a year? Well, look no further! Our server may not have the staying power, but we make up for it with our amazing set of jiggling gook jigabongaboos! These things are so mesmerizing, you won’t even remember what game you’re playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, jiggling gook jigabongaboos! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but who cares when you have jiggling gook jigabongaboos to keep you entertained)!

Midlife Crisis Craft: Where dreams go to die but blocks stay alive

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of feeling like you’ve wasted away your life with nothing to show for it? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with endless possibilities.

Forget about your deteriorating health and lost youth, because on our server, you’ll feel rejuvenated and alive like never before. Say goodbye to your abandoned friends and depleted energy, because here, you’ll make new friends and have more energy than you know what to do with.

Don’t worry about your evaporated savings, because on our server, the only currency you need is pure fun and excitement. So come join us and let the emptiness in your life be filled with laughter, creativity, and endless Minecraft shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Brawlers: Minecraft Street Fighter Edition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Akuma himself couldn’t resist joining. Check out our teaser trailer where Akuma builds a house with one punch!

2. We just released a balance patch that allows you to ride creepers like horses and shoot fireballs from your hands. It’s chaos, but in a good way.

3. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where players use combos that will blow your mind.

4. Need some frame data for your PvP battles? We got you covered with our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data tool. Know your enemy’s every move before they even make it!

5. Explore our SuperCombo Wiki to learn secret techniques like the “Creeper Explosion Combo” and the “Ender Dragon Finisher”.

6. Don’t know what “footsies” are? No worries, check out our Footsies Handbook to learn how to outmaneuver your opponents in epic PvP battles.

7. Use Fightcade to play classic fighting games like Street Fighter, Alpha, and even Marvel vs. Capcom on our server. It’s like a time machine to the golden age of gaming!

8. Want to warm up before your next PvP match? Follow Daigo’s drills, where you mine diamonds with lightning-fast reflexes and build structures with surgical precision.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Last Round: >>473757487 (whatever that means, it’s probably important)

Organic Overload: Where Minecraft Madness Begins!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring builds and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so original and organic, it’s practically grown from the ground up like a Minecraft tree!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are running the show! That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers for building materials and trade with skeletons for rare items. It’s a real monster mash out there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that the blocks themselves have personalities. You’ll never know if that diamond ore is feeling generous or if that dirt block is plotting your demise. It’s a real block party, literally!

So come on down to our server where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. Who needs boring old servers when you can join us for a truly one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience?

Blocky Battles: ISSK Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just blocks and mobs? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so yuri, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a magical girl anime. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a little bit of romance between your Minecraft character and that cute villager over there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild and wacky server. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some yuri-tastic fun!

EmmaCraft: Where every block is as flawless as Emma Watson’s birthday suit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server to celebrate Emma Watson’s birthday in style! We have custom-built Hogwarts castle where you can roleplay as your favorite Harry Potter character and duel it out with other players.

But that’s not all! We also have a giant maze filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll find Emma Watson herself waiting to wish you a happy birthday!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with Emma and the rest of the cast of Harry Potter.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and make Emma Watson’s birthday the best one yet!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Enchantments Applied:	283
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers trying to blow up your creations.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the pigs and you have to choose sides. Will you join the clucking chaos or stick with the oinking order?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Join our server and witness the epic dance battles between players and the dragon as they compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a group of zombie pigmen hosting a cooking show. Can you handle the heat in the fiery kitchens of the underworld?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Because in this world, anything can happen… and probably will.

Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!