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Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Votes:	3816	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	2451
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8747
Buildings Constructed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9563
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8481
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Items Found:	1265	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magic Items Found:	5658	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	6219
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!