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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2695 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2279 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
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